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San Diego, CA
Joined January 2020
Don Perfecto retweeted
Replying to @RichardBSpencer
Do you see the difference between "Pussy Galore" and a highly cryptic numerological reference to a secret Jewish superspy?
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Annihilate many of the things that exist
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You need to become less hinged. You need to be getting crazier
According to my dad, when he met Isaac Asimov, the man was surrounded by college girls throwing themselves at him, even though at that point he must’ve been middle-aged or older. Do with that information what you will.
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I would wager that anyone who talks about sprinting like this is insanely slow by any real standard. Like 15 second 100m
The unfortunate reality is that every biohack in the universe gets completely obliterated by doing sprints 3x a week and it's not even close
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If America doesn’t have its own cuisine explain tomahawk steaks
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One thing I don’t have is temperance
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Might just invest in a high quality pirate coat because that’s something I’ll be able to wear year round
Where can I find a 100% cotton or linen Halloween costume? They’re all polyester. Why hasn’t SolBrah built this yet?
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I need to add a full time posture coach and also a fascia specialist to my staff
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Don Perfecto retweeted
nigga horses don’t stop they keep going
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Where can I find a 100% cotton or linen Halloween costume? They’re all polyester. Why hasn’t SolBrah built this yet?
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Ben Patrick is the only person fighting back against the anti - nordic curl propaganda
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Sports analytics people are the $60k Tableau & Business Intelligence analysts of the world yet will always talk about probability as if they’re AI researchers
Variance isn't the enemy of probability. On the contrary, it's the reason you need it. A 4th-and-1 conversion rate isn’t derived from the physics of athletes. It’s the observed frequency across thousands of attempts, which already contains every incalculable variable mentioned.
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Beautiful LinkedIn connection who I’m pretty sure is a Russian honeypot just messaged me again 🥰 Yes, my love?
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As much as I love Pilates, I think if you’re training as an athlete you can’t think of it as more than a dynamic warm up. Not to say it isn’t really hard (it is) but it’s not going to get you towards any athletic goal by itself
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Don Perfecto retweeted
I was watching a Russian calisthenics video once and they said either not to eat mushrooms before sunset or not to eat them after sunset. I can't remember which one it was, but something to keep in mind nonetheless.
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Every French drama has a surprise pregnancy and at least one scene with tasteful breasts. Il faut absolument les avoir.
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If I’m ever feeling low energy the first thing I do is research whether there’s any astrological reasons as to why I’m feeling low energy
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What if there was an Autobahn where you could drive as drunk as you wanted
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I like to drive up next to joggers and give them unsolicited feedback on their gait and running form
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Went to pick some pomegranates and a ladybug immediately lands on me #blessings
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