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Londonistan, Yookay
Joined May 2026
Bird's Custard and Bisto Gravy Granulez One gets to stay, one has to GO Which you picking? 🤔
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"We need our own sovereign AI." "Patriot."
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Quite interesting which ones they pick. Eisenkot's party have gone with דרך ("path, way") while Likud have gone with מחל ("forgive"). English's insistence on vowels means our 3-letter words aren't as expressive. I can't imagine "vote DOG this Thursday" would do well.
In Israel, we vote with a slip that has a 1, 2, or 3 letter sequence identifying each party. They don’t necessarily spell a word or anything to do either the party name. The system was designed in 1948 for a nation of immigrants who couldn’t necessarily read Hebrew but knew the alphabet.
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Known Muslim Lord Daniel Hannan posts FAKE screenshot purporting to be a Trump Truth, asks for someone to "step in" and assassinate the President. The UK has officially become a Muslim country. Time to send in the US Marines and confiscate their nuclear weapons. Semper Fi 🇺🇸
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I have a very sore arse. This evening my black cab did an emergency stop. I was propelled onto the floor very suddenly and landed on my arse. Heavily. I suspect tomorrow it’s going to hurt even more.
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Yesterday, Lula ostensibly became the first person since Brazil's return to democracy to win a fourth term in office. This is just three weeks after the country elected its most right wing legislature ever. It was the first time a candidate has lost the first round and gone on to win the presidency, and the first time that turnout in the second round has exceeded turnout in the first. Also unprecedented was the Supreme Court's last minute extension of voting hours. That decision was made by key Lula ally Alexandre de Moraes, who has now seized the passport of Lula's opponent after imprisoning his predecessor. British media's response to all of this? Bovine silence. Brazil is a famously corrupt country. Honesty should not be the expectation. It may be that Lula's victory was legitimate: it is certainly not obvious that it was. How will we know if nobody asks the questions? Remember this disinterest the next time that you hear a British journalist tell you about the importance of their role in 'protecting democracy' and 'speaking truth to power'. They have zero interest in either objective, and we should take zero notice of their words.
One day after Lula was declared the winner of Brazil's elections, his opponent -- Sen. Flavio Bolsonaro -- just had had his passport seized by the Federal Police. Theose police were sent by notorious tyrant Judge Alexandre de Moraes. What a lovely democratic image.
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Replying to @CBHeresy
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The kind of cutting satire you can only find in @TheCriticMag
Today I’m wearing my keffiyeh jacket to show my solidarity with Gaza. Hand-finished in cashmere-and-silk bouclé, £3,250.
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The Wealdstone Raider has arrived. #BallonDor
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Honestly what a spaz. "Once you get comfortable with Shakespeare's language." You mean conversational English? Dickhead
God I hate Kenneth Branaugh. Once you get comfortable with Shakespeare's language, you see what a hack this guy is.
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"Miami Blues, The Duellists, Barcelona." "...I don't know what you're talking about."
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America could destroy UK by allowing high earners like me to move there BTW Something for John Healey to bear in mind while he's writing the Budget this week
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Don Fox retweeted
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With linear scale
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"Who sent you?" "The Laughing Man."
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"Young Sheldon" takes place entirely within the head of adult Sheldon
Annie Potts says that Jim Parsons returning as Sheldon in the ‘YOUNG SHELDON’ finale broke her heart. “I thought the show could have ended [with young Sheldon] and not to the dreaded scene with Jim & Mayim as Sheldon & Amy revealing he was unchanged and unrepentant. That gave me a stomach ache. It was like, ‘Who crashed our party?! Who invited you?'” (via: collider.com/young-sheldon-f…)
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The purpose of a system is what it does.
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Stupid old bag doesn't understand her own TV show
Annie Potts says that Jim Parsons returning as Sheldon in the ‘YOUNG SHELDON’ finale broke her heart. “I thought the show could have ended [with young Sheldon] and not to the dreaded scene with Jim & Mayim as Sheldon & Amy revealing he was unchanged and unrepentant. That gave me a stomach ache. It was like, ‘Who crashed our party?! Who invited you?'” (via: collider.com/young-sheldon-f…)
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Retarded post. Tories haven't budged in the polls, it's all Labour v Reform
As I predicted, Reform couldn't professionalise, peaked too soon, and once it's polling 3rd for long enough, a lot of Conservative-Reform switchers are going to want to come back and back the stronger horse, leading to a death spiral for Reform.
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"For Frodo." ❤️
Footage filmed by Antifa shows a group of about 20 nationalists charging at thousands of far-left extremist and third-world protesters in Rouen, France.
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Welcome to the team, @fanofnicethings 🤝🏻 ⚽
You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows
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