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Don Rocker, CPA

@DonRockRocker

9.8 handicap Var golf 2016, JMs fanatic, ethnically ambiguous Somehow still a fan of mets jets fsu Fantasy football commissioner, cpa AWL 10 years straight

 Manhattan, NY
Joined August 2025
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Riggs after hitting a pitching wedge to 35 feet
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Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) profile pictureDave Portnoy
@stoolpresidenteNov 6
If you don’t laugh watching old Riggsy storming after this shot he hit directly into a bunker like he’s Tiger walking down 18 I got nothing for you
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Great teams cover
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Ryan Hammer🔨 (@ryanhammer09) profile pictureRyan Hammer🔨
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Here to confirm Florida State is very legit beyond our wildest dreams
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Would give my left nut to be crossed in the tuck right now
The Field of 68 (@TheFieldOf68) profile pictureThe Field of 68
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Kam Taylor TAKE-OFF ✈️
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THE TUCK IS JUMPING
Sammy Profeta (@profeta_sammy) profile pictureSammy Profeta
@profeta_sammy17h
If there was ever a “trap game” to keep an eye on, it’s #1 Florida @ FSU tonight. Gators opened as -10.5 favorites. FSU is 2-1 in the last three games against a top-10 ranked Gators team when unranked. 2017-18: FSU 83-66 2019-20: FSU 63-51 2025-26: UF 78-76
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#SantinoWasRight
Pablo Pledgescobar (@beeksvybe) profile picturePablo Pledgescobar
@beeksvybe21h
Jon Rahm magically knowing they were 2-0 means only one thing... Wesley Bryan was in the DMs giving away the whole game plan. Unreal behavior. 😭 (@ForePlayPod)
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A storm is brewing in tallahassee…
🤖 Made with AI
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Florida State Men’s Basketball (@FSUHoops) profile pictureFlorida State Men’s Basketball
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THE TUCK WILL BE ROCKING TONIGHT. @SeatGeek | #ALLIN 🍢
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Wesley saying literally (niche reference) anything to get the AWLs off his ass
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Wesley Bryan (@wesleybryangolf) profile pictureWesley Bryan@wesleybryangolf20h
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Dont forget who put you onto @Bigjohngolf. Been all heart since day 1
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Stoolies Clubhouse 🏴‍☠️ (@StooliesClub) profile pictureStoolies Clubhouse 🏴‍☠️
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Watching Big John Golfs in awe like
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Zyn just won back my heart by going to 20 pouches/tin. Not crazy about the spearmint color change, thought mohammed was handing me menthols at first
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How i be looking at my boy when he cuts me off from his bag
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Me after bidding $2 on patriots defense when someone else bid $1
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Tropicana i am inside you
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Me (left) and gf (right) admiring sundown
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Ill helicopter my dick on x live for the jets to be led by brian flores next year #desperate
Memes (@PardonMyMeme) profile pictureMemes
@PardonMyMemeOct 26
I count 11 out of 15 interviewed that would have done a better job
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Happy tight end week to all who celebrate
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Very excited for this new partnership
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#SmallBurnersMatterToo
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Id rather be fat than gay #fuck
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Trying to go viral in the Beev is tough for beginners bc they dont realize you have to be retarded
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Reminiscing on how simple life was in college. Get out of class or football practice straight into a JOPO (jerk off pass out) after taking an absolute nuke of a chop. Wake up and do it again the next day.
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