Father of Ethan. Cage fighter. Apple farmer. I covet dogs, hit drums, cook food for my wife and take photos. @telegraph @f365 @independent
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2/2 outside my house. He didn't call at all. I got a text notification that he was outside the house so went outside to wait for him. Didn't show up. But @UberEats clearly don't give a toss. Avoid at all costs. Maybe try @Deliveroo instead.
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Warning. We ordered food via @UberEats. They said the delivery person tried to deliver the food, but we ignored his alerts, so the order was cancelled, but we had to pay for it anyway. I complained and they brick-walled me. They said the driver called me twice to say he was 1/2
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What a monumental anti climax. Getting Better? Hope it f***ing does! #PaulMcCartney
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Donald MacInnes retweeted
Hey @jimmyfallon @FallonTonight London calling. Just saw Peter Sarstedt on an old Top of the Pops from 1969 singing Where Do You Go To My Lovely? You HAVE to do a lookalike tribute. You're his bloody twin! Do it, man.
Asking nicely.... when is @Dominos_UK going to follow the amazing lead of @Dominos_AU and start using plant-based meats? They offer 7 PB pizzas. SEVEN. Not too difficult, surely. Come on!!! Pretty please! #plantbased #goveggie
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A tribute to the Undisputed Queen of Soul.
My drum cover of Think by @ArethaFranklin with respect and love from the United Kingdom. 💜💚🧡
youtu.be/UkCNT5hyr8o via @YouTube
My drum cover of the Greatest UK No1 Ever, according to @guardian newspaper -- West End Girls by @petshopboys Belated birthday wishes, Neil. 🧡💚💜🖤 youtu.be/U3U5NOgzkTw via @YouTube
I couldn't list those albums which most influenced me without mentioning this masterpiece of the genre. Lyrical, questing, atonal and genuinely frightening. Contains the hot singles, "Dubrovnik disco disco" and "My eyes! What happened to my eyes!?!" @robdelaney
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A little Aretha at midnight. Me on lockdown drums. @ArethaFranklin 🌈💚 youtu.be/UkCNT5hyr8o
Hello @wyclef Hope you don't hate my lockdown drum cover of your masterpiece, Ready Or Not, with The Fugees. stay well sir youtu.be/8Q-SyEUH7sM via @YouTube
This big dog boomed low over our garden today. Bold as. Further proof that it's really happening. Oh my days. Chinooks in the sky. Zombie apocalypse. TCP in the tea. Play-Doh in the sandwiches. Trumpets everywhere. We're badly doomed. #dalegribblewasright #itellyouwhat
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Can’t wait to see what this bald bollock thinks ‘The Left’ did wrong.
.@OwenJones84 to question failures of the Left in new non-fiction—Jones will publish This Land: The Story of a Movement with @penguinpress, set for release in September: bit.ly/37zIppu
Not saying I told you so or anything... my piece for @F365 last April. #PremierLeague #VAR #smug football365.com/news/why-the…
This English chicken outfit might want to have a rethink before any US launch. @jimmyfallon @FallonTonight
On Saturday I sat in on drums for two songs with the house band at @cavernliverpool.
Still levitating with bliss. What a night. It was rammed. Hundreds of beaming, drunken human beings, all ages, all colours. Beautiful. #Beatles #ifeelfine
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What do you reckon, @MichaelVaughan ? Not to suggest that England's failure to regain the Ashes had anything to do with Australia's best batsman being, well, the Antichrist, but maybe @JofraArcher should be dunking his balls in holy water. #Ashes2019
My conversation with Apollo 16 astronaut Charlie Duke. #Apollo50 #NASA #MoonLanding50 independent.co.uk/life-style…
My latest piece for @F365 on why the Etihad classic might kill football as we know it. #ManchesterCity #TottenhamHotspur #ChampionsLeague Football365.com - football365.com/news/why-the…
FAO anyone @BBC. Did no one working for @BBCRadio4Extra feel there was anything wrong in airing today's episode of your Wallis Simpson drama, during which a character - referring bitchily to another woman - uses the term "Dachau thin". I wonder if @Ofcom might.