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INTJ / he/him/bro / 'Nobody who speaks german could be an evil man' / hard fandoms but won't bother anyone with them / foodporn / tabletop games

Zentrum des Chaos
Joined November 2010
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I was here first?
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Don't forget, 3.oct.11 #DontForget3oct11
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Today's the only day you can RT this “There's no turning back for us now...” Don't forget 3.Oct.11
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FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST Don't forget October 3rd
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Don't forget, 3.oct.11! ⏱️ Happy Fullmetal Alchemist day!
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I saw a post on Reddit that said that “The underlying purpose of AI is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth.” And I don’t think I’ve ever seen AI described so incisively.
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Words cannot express how much I miss the pre-AI internet.
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Today Donald Trump turns 80 and I am so, so sorry.
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DIGIMON UP Release Date Celebration Campaign Summon Tickets you can use in-game will be sent to all players based on the number of new followers across all accounts during this Campaign period! Follow the official account @Digimon_up_en and repost this post to get rewards! #digimon #DigimonUP
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This sentence by Nietzsche hits hard: “I hate who steals my solitude without, in exchange, offering me true company.”
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You're telling me we can defeat the dystopian machine of super weird biometric identity harvesting by simply collectively ignoring it
BREAKING: Whole Foods Market is shutting down its palm-scan payment system nationwide, removing the devices from more than 500 stores by June 3 after shoppers largely ignored them, per Daily Mail.
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Mary Shelley was such a boss bitch she wrote an entire novel about the horrors of birth featuring an all male cast of narrators and essentially tricked men into reading about the trauma of pregnancy without them ever realizing it.
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retweet if no it didn't
2 years ago today, Twitter became X.
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[Events] Hello Digimon Tamers! New events this weekend! world.digimoncard.com/event/… EUROPE TO: NoHEROES Date: July 26-27, 2025 Venue: Visaal, Obergath 154, 47805 Krefeld #DigimonCardGame #DigimonTCG #Digimon

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Today is... Kazuma Kiryu's birthday in Japan!🎂🎉 This year, let's make it a special one by singing along to some of his famous songs together🎵🎤 #HappyBdayKiryu
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Happy Pride. A native american gay man was murdered, the Trump admin gutted funding for the HIV cure, and KOSA which will censor the entire internet has been reintroduced. No discourse this pride. We need bricks.
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Einen früheren Post mit diesem Video haben wir gelöscht, da irrtümlich die Kommentare aktiviert waren. Seit dem 7. April ist das nicht mehr vorgesehen. Hier noch mal unsere Begründung dazu:
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Der Ticketverkauf zur NRC 2025 ist eröffnet! Freut euch auf ein Wochenende voller Rollen- & Brettspiele, Lesungen, Workshops, Literatur & jede Menge Community-Vibes – dieses Jahr im ND Jugendzentrum Dinslaken! Sichert euch jetzt eure Tickets unter: niederrhein-con.de/niederrhe…
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