Joshua McGrath retweeted
These 6 days between Christmas and New Year's is the only time of year you should strive to do absolutely fucking nothing. Make zero progress. Take all the time off. Go on vacation from your vacation. Be the least impressive version of yourself. Transform into a couch.
Joshua McGrath retweeted
We all know about carcinization: shelled creatures with many legs tend to evolve into crabs.
But have you heard of mustelification?
It's a phenomenon where carnivorans develop slender bodies, short legs and small triangular heads.
In other words, they evolve into weasels.
Joshua McGrath retweeted
Republicans are getting very upset people keep retweeting this ad so I figured I would post for any of you who haven’t seen it yet and then I am going to retweet myself tonight.
#GOPHandmaidsTale
It's time to organize. Consider chipping in at the link in this video to fuel our important efforts to defeat Republicans in the midterms.
Joshua McGrath retweeted
I say it's alwaysk importink ta respeck people'sk idenkities even if ya don't understandsk em!
Joshua McGrath retweeted
the shark tracking app really is just people heaping praise and encouragement on the sharks and honestly it has been a positive influence in my life this week
Joshua McGrath retweeted
i've been working on a peaceful little exploration game about hiking up a mountain and flying down from the top
and...
it's going to be April's Humble Original!! :O
🎵 turn on the audio to hear music by the amazing @Markymark665
more info here: ashorthike.com
Joshua McGrath retweeted
We just searched back through six years of twitter because we could remember @DopplerInteract drawing this picture but we couldn’t remember the caption
Plumber didn't show up on time... so... Turtle Lockdown Activate @DopplerInteract
Joshua McGrath retweeted
I’ve had some toxic jobs. Lesson learned:
When things go bad, good people leave, eventually followed by people who thought they could change things but got buried because too many good people left. Those left are bad people or hostages.
The good people are your canary.
Joshua McGrath retweeted
In October, I'll be giving a workshop on Creative Coding & Generative Art in the browser (JavaScript, Canvas, WebGL/GLSL) with @FrontendMasters in Minneapolis.
If you can't make it, you can also follow the live stream, or watch the video after the fact!
frontendmasters.com/workshop…
Joshua McGrath retweeted
My depression tweets always do better than my other ones and I'm convinced it's because no one is actually happy
Joshua McGrath retweeted
Me: I want to be better
Depression: *Jedi hand wave* you don't want to be better
Me: I don't want to be better
Depression: you want to isolate yourself from those who care about you
Me: I want to isolate myself from those who care about me
Depression: cheese
Me: cheese
Joshua McGrath retweeted
I always chuckle when UX designers talk about "journeys." People are paying their phone bill, not trying to get to fucking Mordor. Take it down a notch.
Joshua McGrath retweeted
I forced a neural network to watch 10,000 hours of daytime TV because I hate it. I hate it so hard. I don't know if it tried to write something or if it screamed or what and I don't care. I deleted it and slept like a baby.
Joshua McGrath retweeted
This amazing new web tool lets you create microsites that exist solely as URLs theverge.com/2018/7/5/175384… via @Verge
Joshua McGrath retweeted
Dear women if any man is threatening you with legal action because you called him out for sexual assault, please reach out to me. I have a team of AWESOME (and badly behaved) female attorneys ready to defend you for free.
Nonsense!






























