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Wahan Goyal saab bol kar a gaye hain ki Indians se 24 ghante gadha mazdoori karwa lo aur aap holiday season off maang rahe ho
A lot of my friends are already back to work today, barely hours after celebrating Diwali last night. Why doesn’t India have its own 10-14 day holiday season? The West shuts down around Christmas and New Year. China does it for Lunar New Year. Why are Indians expected to get back to work after just 1-2 days of celebrating our biggest festivals? India deserves a proper festive holiday season too. 🇮🇳
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Giving a little Elizabeth Holmes vibes
Temple is an ambitious project. The team is delusional enough to think we can build this. And we will. Here's what we are building. Join the ride.
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Flight tickets are expensive. Air se jaana zaruri toh nahi. Train tickets are not available. Train se jaana zaruri toh nahi. Long distance travel kaise karein? Kahin aana jaana bhi zaruri toh nahi.
PIL: "Air ticket price have increased to 700%. It is an essential service. Violation of Article 14." Supreme Court: "Don't travel by air. Rejected. Next case."
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This i believe is direct result of fan clubs tracking box office collections of movies and celebrating as if the money is going to their accounts
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Why do they keep making the same movie over and over again? Is the goal just to keep making more and more money?
technology has advanced so much and somehow cinematography has gotten worse with time
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Why is it "🚨Urgent" though? 🤔
🚨 URGENT | BENGALURU AIRPORT T1 At Taste of India, Bengaluru Airport T1 (Gate 16–17), our family ordered VEG BIRYANI, clearly mentioned on the bill, but we were served NON-VEGETARIAN FOOD. We are a strictly vegetarian family, and even children unknowingly consumed it. This has caused severe distress and hurt our religious sentiments. 🎥 Videos of our conversation with the restaurant manager & chef are attached. They also confirmed the food was having chicken. Bill and other evidence are also attached. We request FSSAI, Bengaluru Airport and concerned authorities to urgently investigate, check CCTV/order records and take strict action. @fssaiindia @BLRAirport @AirSewaIndia @jagograhakjago @PMOIndia @CMofKarnataka @DKShivakumar @JoshiPralhad @PrashantKej @AakashBansal94
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Is this AI? No real person can be this unfunny
YUCK cringe fest 🤮🤮🤮 Forget the fact that nobody in South India will treat you this way but you can't even take this as a joke because there is no joke. I'm feeling secondhand embarrassment watching this. I'm sure even many North Indians will agree that this guy's not funny.
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It's not going to get views if they're eating normally. They gotta do outrageous stuff to get noticed out of the thousands that are making similar content
Why is it always vegetarians (I’m assuming NIs)? Why do these corporate vegetarians have such a scarcity mindset? Why do they need so much food for a desk job, and how can they be productive after eating so many carbs?
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I'm both responsible and a potential whore
my recommendations of men to date as an elder sister - 1. elder brother of a sister (caretaker) 2. younger brother of a sister (potential whore) 3. elder brother of a brother (responsible) 4. single child (litr child) 5. younger brother of a brother (kys this is the worst)
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AI is afraid of bhai
Howdy partner hee haw at 91 at 1 having one, baap baap hota hai, he is the real monster, hum sab ke baap mein hai dum Vande Mataram. Ek aur din nahi hota ek aur din kam hota hai, u guys get it? God’s been kind ..
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Poor kid. Just born and the portfolio is already in red likely
Our youngest customer is just 28 days old. The parents opened a Zerodha minor account, and a week later, they made the first investment.
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Gareeb insaan dream hi 9-5 paane ki kar pa raha hai
“Your 9-5 is not permanent, it’s supposed to fund your dream” Bro my 9-5 cannot fund my transport and rent conveniently, how is it supposed to fund my dream.
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When you make some sudden friends
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Consumerism ki aisi giraft main hun ki instagram par ads zyada ache lagte hain content se
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Birdwatching is a pretty great screen free hobby, and I got into it earlier this year thanks to the lovely folks at Xpdition Club. If you’re in Pune and don’t have plans this Saturday morning, consider signing up for this one. 🐦
did a couple of mixers in BLR & BOM and now we're heading to Pune for a outdoorsy morning! I grew up going to this hilltop behind my school every week for years :') going this time with a naturalist who can actually tell me about the birds hahah DM if you want to join!
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Imagine queuing up at the apple store to buy the expensive phones and some guy on twitter calls you out for not looking wealthy enough and must be staff 😭😭
Sorry, no offense, but I don’t think this crowd is made up of people all buying ₹3–4 lakh worth of phones. It looks more like staff, lining up on behalf of wealthier buyers so they can get the phone first and post it online before everyone else. As always, Apple knows how to create massive launch-day hype with these long queues! 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Acha hua line main lag kar kharid liya warna khatam ho jata
#WATCH | Mumbai: Massive crowds gather outside the Apple Store in Mumbai as eager customers queue up ahead of the official sales launch of the iPhone 18 Pro and iPhone 18 Pro Max in India.
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Modi ji ke bday par chutti nahi declare kari. Kahin yeh govt anti-national toh nahi
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Instagram is now showing forwarded message on reels. Satark rahein saavdhan rahein.
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Foreign branch now open
FIRST-EVER GANGA AARTI HELD ON RIVER THAMES IN LONDON; THOUSANDS GATHER FOR CEREMONY OF LIGHT AND THANKSGIVING
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