Boonjuu retweeted
Do you know one painful part of being a Nigerian man on social media?
It is the realisation that our whores are pirated versions, and that the majority of us will somehow never experience the original whores, whose involvement in that line of duty is the fulfilment of destiny, not an exercise in escaping hunger.
Boonjuu retweeted
They had lil bro looking like a missionary school student. 😂 Calm face, peaceful eyes, but bro came back with his own squad to settle the score. 😭
Boonjuu retweeted
Replying to @DailyLoud
The worst part is her chewing with her mouth open. No home training.
Replying to @DailyLoud
Cancelled - for chewing with her mouth open and smacking her lips. But I would also like one of those loaded potatoes.
Boonjuu retweeted
Replying to @DailyLoud
But I really don’t like her talking with food in her mouth. All that smacking!
Boonjuu retweeted
Replying to @DailyLoud
Why can’t some motherfuckers eat without smacking their goddamn mouths like dogs?
Replying to @DailyLoud
The voice doesn't bother me at all. It's a common urban dialect that has a cool singsongy vibe. BUT! That open mouth eating with all the noise will make me get up and leave that table faster than Eminem can sling rhymes...
Boonjuu retweeted
Replying to @DailyLoud
I can't spend two seconds around someone who eats like they're chewing cud.





















