Boston! Headlining at @nicksboston this Fri + Sat 8pm - get tickets please so we can sell it out and move the shows to the TD Garden. Tix at etix.com/ticket/e/1041751/do…

TONIGHT! Portland Maine! Headlining @empirecomedyme 🦞7pm show.

Austin, TX! Headlining @CapCityComedy Red Room this weekend! Get tix at capcitycomedy.com/events/886…

Providence! This weekend, March 29-30th I’m headlining the @cmdyconnection ! 4 shows! Get your tickets here now! events.ricomedyconnection.co…

hey guys! I have a new special out presented by @marknorm and it’s my first one so I’d love if you could retweet it, or re-X it, I haven’t updated this app it still says tweet so idk. anyway please watch! thanks! youtu.be/918zKX6IxS4?si=Tai7…

to my vast twitter following of mostly comics; my first album “mother of the year” is up for pre-order now at album.link/dougkey release date Aug 23rd. Give it a quick download it so I can pop on those sweet, sweet charts for 15 seconds. Thank you!

Finally some good news.

Fuh Christ sakes Diane am I allowed to BREATHE?! #rhodeisland @WhatsUpNewp

Wait.. the Foxy Lady closed again?!?! Don’t even joke around like that, Eddie... #RhodeIsland #COVIDIOTS

NYC! This is the most insane lineup I’ve ever been on in my entire life and it’s this Sunday on the upper east side. Cool venue, plus one free drink, AND a special guest or two? See for yourself! @JoeListComedy @DanSoder @sammorril @AIapalucci eventbrite.com/e/artspace-ps…

real quick, does this sign say testes over and over again?

Act now and you can subject only FIVE of your closest friends and family members to an uncomfortable situation at an undisclosed location!!!

Only a handful of tickets left for tonight’s show in Middletown, RI with headliner @stavvybaby !! 9pm show. Get on it! goo.gl/faJZLp

Candy Crush & LinkedIn #NYC

Tom Brady looks like he’s wearing a Tom Brady wig from the Halloween Store

excited to be opening for my pals @marknorm and @JoeListComedy tonight for their live pod @TuesdayStories 11pm! @NYCComedyCellar (Fat Black)

FAKE NEWS! @nottjmiller thank you for an amazing night in Newport! We do not resent you. @RogueIslandCom

Happy birthday to "the kid" @sammorril • Come see us this weekend at @AlbanyFunnyBone + watch his show on @msgnetworks #PeopleTalkingSports