doug. · Jun 3, 2023 · 12:01 PM UTC

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 3 Jun 2012 (via @twi_age).

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doug. · Aug 31, 2018 · 5:20 PM UTC

It’s crazy that Helen Keller was completely immune to flash grenades

doug. · Jul 28, 2018 · 4:11 AM UTC

When it rains it pours – at Southgate, MI

doug. · Jul 27, 2018 · 4:52 AM UTC

Should have lost my life tonight.. walking away with the whole right side of my body in horrible pain..thank god for seatbelts...

doug. · Jul 20, 2018 · 4:07 PM UTC

When your girlfriend cheats on you at faster horses. Looks like I’m single now let’s party! – at Michigan, USA

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doug. · Jul 20, 2018 · 6:22 PM UTC

Update. I’m sick of girls

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doug. · Jul 20, 2018 · 6:45 PM UTC

Mind you. She’s 23 and can’t handle her alcohol – at Michigan, USA

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