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Brother, they hate you.
They hate you because you’re rich.
They hate you because you’re male.
They hate you because you’re European.
Please, for the love of God, understand.
It is not empathy. They hate you.
I really am quite tired, boss.
25 women and girls.
That’s how many were killed 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙙𝙖𝙮 in conflict zones in 2025.
#Peace must mean safety for women and girls.
🔗 More on the @UN Secretary-General's report on #WomenPeaceSecurity: unwomen.org/en/news-stories/…
#ForAllWomenAndGirls
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
According to the same UN report, women and girls accounted for one in four of over 37,000 civilian deaths in 2025. Men and boys were the remaining three-quarters. The report notes men are still likelier to be killed.
unwomen.org/en/articles/fa…
You know what can cause distress or alarm?
Just standing there.
*Menacingly.*
Been officially living in Scotland for a while now.
No one told me that the wind storms go on for many days at a time.
It’s some fun ASMR at first, but then it’s like wtf? This isn’t helping me sleep any more.
Calm the fuck down, Scotland.
For research purposes I just rewatched the first 2 seasons of Spaced and Men Behaving Badly.
The difference is night & day.
Men & women working together to celebrate their hilarious flaws vs the paradigm that men are awful & women only suffer in their presence.
Embrace Spaced.
If anyone’s committing trans genocide, it’s the people sterilising them.
I mean surely.
Watch this. Trans violence is rising and mutating. There are many leftists who don’t identify as trans but have been conditioned to carry out attacks, including on women, in the name of stopping “trans genocide.” They believe you are a genocidair if you don’t accept their political demands, lies, or access to female spaces. They believe you are fair game to be killed.
I have a degree in drama. I would rather talk about theology and marmite than ever indulge in drama.
Odd how that works out.
I was always indifferent about marmite. But now I love it.
Not for patriotic reasons, but because my palette matured into it.
It just so happens that I also stand by it for patriotic reasons.
Our food is not bland. We merely have the option of thinly spreading the concentrate.
AI will be worth it if it can create a fully animated, fully voiced interpretation of the complete catalogue of Calvin & Hobbes.
All else will be forgiven.
The two greatest forces of nature are the men who wanted to be left alone and the men who no longer fear death.
When you have sufficiently closed that Venn diagram, you will pray for the mercy of a meteor.
You won’t get it.
When I watched as a child, I assumed John was Monty Python himself.
4chan green text aside, it was he whom I saw as the totem of Britishness.
We mock ourselves when it is healthy to do so.
We reverse when it has gone too far.
It has gone too far.
This is a late parrot.
I just hugged my dad. I can’t even tell you how much I love my dad. He’s awesome. Hug your dad if you love him.
The things biceps do to women are like the things thighs do to men.
They activate neurons but they do not transcend comedy.
Put it away. Do your job. Use your fuckin brain.
