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ɗɾɑʗʘɳɑʗτιʗʊȿ 🏴‍☠️ 🐝

@Draconacticus

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 Republic of Manchester
Joined July 2009
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Not missed training in 6 weeks and get a text from our instructor... "Training tonight Iain?" Hmmmmm. He's planning something and it sounds like I'm part of that plan. Suspicious. I bet it's stick fighting.
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Nicole Arbour
@NicoleArbourNov 10
If a girl gives you a bj, then takes out a giant dildo and r*pes you in the bum so violently it tears open and you have to go to the hospital even though you were screaming no… you ok with it? I mean you were asking for it, you got a bj. 🤷🏼‍♀️ You Russell Brand defenders are idiots
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Shout out to everyone who didn't molest anyone today.
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David Walliams HQ (@davidwalliams) profile picture
David Walliams HQ
@davidwalliams14 Jun 2012
Tomorrow morning I am announcing some very exciting news, but unfortunately I am sworn to secrecy until then...
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Sir Jeff Samuals (@jeffsamuals24) profile picture
Sir Jeff Samuals@jeffsamuals24Nov 6
My mistress has just gone to sit on my face and as she did, Burnham appeared at my window and said "can't park there mate"
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Putting the final touches on some patent applications. This is the last invention I worked on with my boss before he passed away. 25 years of working together. Miss your 4am brain farts, mate. Not the actual farts though. They were rank.
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I say we try this approach.
Mona Eltahawy (@monaeltahawy) profile pictureMona Eltahawy
@monaeltahawy18 Sep 2020
“How long must we wait for men and boys to stop murdering us, to stop beating us and to stop raping us? How many rapists must we kill?" 10 months ago I said that on an Australian TV show. A bunch of white men complained and the episode was banned.

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Can aggression and violence be a better option than assertiveness and strong arguments to effect change? #QandA - Watch more at abc.net.au/qanda

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Think the only time I've made a face and noises like that I was suffering from a particularly virulent gastric flu.
🌞 Machine Sun Philly 🌞 (@xXPhillyCXx) profile picture🌞 Machine Sun Philly 🌞
@xXPhillyCXxNov 6
I can’t think of a shittier cover performance than this. It’s hard to fathom someone fucking up a great song so badly that it becomes actual comedy. But.. This is it. The single worst cover of any song, ever. Those vocals are.. 💀💀
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Man, people round here really stoked about Brand getting sent down. Fireworks going off all over the place!
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Government has made Face-Sitting Action a proscribed terror group now.
Lilith L (@hellolilithlowe) profile pictureLilith L
@hellolilithloweNov 5
FACE SITTING. ITS A CRIME.
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Happy disembowel your enemies and mount their head on a stick day to all who celebrate!
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It's always the ones clutching bibles, isn't it?
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@justjargonsNov 4
Zelenskyy deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for bombing the ever living shıt out of those Russian bot farms
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Think his mum has some questions to answer.
ATP Tour (@atptour) profile pictureATP Tour
@atptourNov 4
"I was born with a tennis racquet in my hands" ☝️ It's been quite the journey for @AlexZverev to become World No. 1 in the PIF ATP Rankings
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Magical Barry@TheDemonBaz666Nov 3
The UK government for some reason
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BBC Hampshire & Isle of Wight
@BBCSouthNewsNov 3
Police air service denies penis flight path was deliberate bbc.in/3V3FGmU
NPAS denies penis flight path near Fleet was deliberate

NPAS denies penis flight path near Fleet was deliberate

Gordon Bird was "shocked" after checking tracking data online and discovering the phallic shape.

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What's the charge? Eating a succulent British milf?
🔻 ☭ April! ☭ 🏳️‍⚧️ (@ArtJbing) profile picture🔻 ☭ April! ☭ 🏳️‍⚧️@ArtJbingOct 31
This painting is now illegal in the UK
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Feeling a bit out of sorts. Hope it's not covid.
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•ᴗ-@evadentzOct 29
british people: what if groceries were affordable british government: NO MORE FACESITTING.
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FactPost
@factpostnewsOct 29
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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