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Self Made Sensation | NASM Certified 🍀

Los Angeles
Joined February 2022
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Don’t make fun of people who leave a cult. Embrace them and praise them.
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I really hope everyone who went out and bought a Cybertruck is feeling like a massively stupid fucking idiot today.
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Texas is blue now, you can start assimilating by voting Democrat in 2028
Either assimilate or get the fuck out…
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random person at costco: hola mi amigo! james:
It’s not racist to want to go to Costco and hear only English.
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Is it me, or are Republicans crashing out even harder today? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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What a brave young man I’m sorry for what they’re gonna do to you
Knicks star Tyler Kolek calls out Taylor Swift as team's 'fakest' celebrity fan: 'A little performative' trib.al/gAoFUbH
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He can go fuck himself
‘Little Rascals’ star resorts to GoFundMe ahead of having 6th child: ‘I really need some help’ trib.al/2qGNkTK
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here's James Talarico's SNL cameo!
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Ranked 47th in education and worse in healthcare btw
Oklahoma. Locked in, unbothered, moisturized, in our lane, focused. flourishing, happy.
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Ironic since the real fraudsters are in this photo. Subpoenas and investigations coming January 2027.
Friendly reminder to the fraudsters: At President Trump's directive, we're coming for you and bringing you to justice.
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Trump supporters are the stupidest people on the planet by far
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LOOK HOW FAST THEY DID IT. There is no reason we can't do that too.
Paraguay’s President Santiago Peña, an ally of Donald Trump, has just been found Guilty of Fraud, impeached and most importantly had his Presidential Immunity removed. He's going to prison for a VERY long time.
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Democrats finally have the votes to make the Electoral College obsolete
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Shut up you ugly fuck
The official Democratic Party account everybody. The party of love, acceptance, and kindness.
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Nobody is coming for you except for maybe Benny Johnson
I’ll be the punching bag. I’ll take the tomatoes — even the arrows. But just know when they come for me, they’re really coming for you.
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This man called his 5 daughters dishwashers and refuses to actually make something of his life past breeding “I need an heir” Heir to what
‘Little Rascals’ star resorts to GoFundMe ahead of having 6th child: ‘I really need some help’ trib.al/2qGNkTK
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Ignoring the wife is my type of carrying on because I didn’t ask for a meditator.
Gabby really got Raven together here
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So MAGA thinks Democrats cheated in Texas, a state run by Republicans, with a Republican governor, Republican legislature, Republican attorney general, and Republican secretary of state? Holy shit, these people are allergic to accountability.
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Happy Saturday from the blue state of Texas, y'all
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Indisputable Fact: Gina Hinojosa will be the first Governor of Texas in 12 years that will actually be able to stand up for the people of Texas Cope and seethe, Conservatives
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Both these cunts are gone.
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