Don Draper

My dad was 41, 42, he died in an accident. My mother died in childbirth. She was 22, I think.

Stop writing for other writers.

All I have is a crush-proof box, and four out of five dead people smoked your brand.

In the interest of time, you want to demolish Penn Station and New York hates it.

So, Cosgrove vs Campbell. Is Cooper playing God or Darwin?

This never happened. It will shock you how much it never happened.

Come on, lets go. Come on, forget your shoes. Let's go. Come on!

I'm not here to tell you about Jesus. You already know about Jesus. He either lives in your heart or he doesn't.

What do you want me to say?

Call the Pen and Pencil, see if someone found my award.

Change is neither good nor bad; it simply is.

We're flawed, because we want so much more. We're ruined, because we get these things, and wish for what we had.

We have six identical companies making six identical products. We can say anything we want.

What am I supposed to say anyway? My work speaks for me.

What am I supposed to say anyway? My work speaks for me.

There will be fat years, and there will be lean years. But it is going to rain.

When a man walks into a room, he brings his whole life with him.

I have been watching my life. It's right there. I keep scratching at it, trying to get into it. I can't.

Jesus, Bets, have some oatmeal, that baby's gonna weigh a pound.

Well, I'll have to swear you all to secrecy.