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Drew

@DrewDozer

Retired S9-S15 chall 1.1k lp rank 30 peak Illinois State University alum 24

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Joined August 2016
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Herbe@herbe_lol20h
they're talking about buffing healmerdinger on the news
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How it feels to wake up in America today
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i Feel Like Shit because i Slept Weird and Not Because i Drank a Bunch of Whisky and Smoked a Bunch of Weed and Cigarettes and Then Ate a Bunch of Yogurt and Then a Bunch of Mike & Ikes and Then Immediately Went to Bed
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Jon Stewart discovers Haley Stevens is not Jewish and then pokes fun at her fiancé "Oh, the fiancé is Jewish—that I buy. That guy looks like I tried to draw Stephen Miller from memory."
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today i am embarrassing myself in the pursuit of human connection if you wanna join
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Excited to vote in Chicago, Illinois and add to the blue tsunami:
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At a house party
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hi@lhatesushiOct 30
I went on a first date with a guy and he walked up to a sliding door and it didn’t slide open for him quick enough and he had to stop walking for a second. I got the ick and ended the date early omg
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my coworker be losing his fucking mind bro LMAOOOO what is this
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Justin Herbert takes break from losing to go on tragic beer run: 'Drinking the pain away' trib.al/gfS9tet
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Ben Shapiro cursed the White Sox so bad, he gave the Pope fucking cancer.
Pope Leo XIV (@Pontifex) profile picturePope Leo XIV
@PontifexOct 11
Dear friends, during some recent medical examinations, the doctors found a small, localized nodule in my lung. It was detected at a very early stage and is well-localized. The doctors believe that it is best to intervene, so, following their advice, I have decided to undergo surgery to remove it. The operation is already scheduled to take place in the coming days. I thank you for your spiritual closeness and entrust myself to your prayers.
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Situationship just dropped a new banger
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You are not a cereal bro you're going to the vet
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dre@4ktd3800Oct 6
Up missin every bitch I ever talked 2
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⎊ Let's Talk War Machine ⎊ (@LetsTalkRhodey) profile picture⎊ Let's Talk War Machine ⎊@LetsTalkRhodeyAug 28
I don't know how to explain it but he looks like Jackie Chan here.
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Drew@DrewDozerAug 21
The great thing about your early 20s is u realize it’s over
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audrey@phlegmmeSep 25
Alcohol is the #1 obstacle to weight loss. Just one beer is 200 calories. That means the average person is consuming over 4,000 extra calories every single workday
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Lying about my birthday at chilis, getting caught, then escalating into a suicide by cop situation
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juice@LArams4LSep 18
Playing Josh Allen in fantasy
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