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over-analyzer, always looking for the next best cookie

Brooklyn, NY
Joined March 2009
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What do you think people who say "k" and "thx" do with all of the time they save?
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my god…….im HOPEscrolling
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new idea: the odyssey but it’s set on the runway waiting to take off at laguardia
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Aged like milk.
Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York. Go Spurs Go 🔥👽
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Most modern billionaires are just so tacky. Go endow a library. Fund research and get your name on a cancer center. Sponsor an eccentric polymath who’s obsessed with marble. Build a museum. Fund public parks. Back climate research. Create something that outlives your ego.
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love to see a human taking a robots job for once!!
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firmly believe society needs a mutual cancellation policy — whereas if a provider cancels an appointment on you at the last minute or if they forget to even tell you they’re not able to make it, you should get $75
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feeling a little insane right before the holiday break
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should really be rewarded with a “use code Drew20 for 20% off” deal after how many hydroflasks i have bought this year
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do you ever miss the hold music once you've had your customer service call?
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really need to know what Sandra Lee is up tonight
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need to know the resale market on all the halloween costume left on the floor of knockdown center tn
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what is Zohran’s plan for telling electric guitar players on the subway platform to turn the volume down just a little bit
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nvm now there’s like a full subway outage so he should fix that. sorry for complaining!!
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there is nothing less helpful in the world than the ability to ❤️ an email — respond or don’t!
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at the beach. anybody need anything?
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The problem with allowing guns everywhere is that no one is safe anywhere.
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it’s always so shocking to see straight people when you get off fire island — like what are you doing here??
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i’m sorry but this is insane
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Labubus will never be her
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