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Drew

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AriZona Iced Tea is still 99 cents
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm21 Jan 2025
Netflix are once again raising their prices in the U.S. • The ad-supported tier will cost $7.99/month, an increase of $1/month • The Premium tier will cost $24.99/month, an increase of $2/month
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I attended Trump’s inauguration yesterday. Here are my thoughts:
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George Alexopoulos (@GPrime85) profile pictureGeorge Alexopoulos
@GPrime8516 Jan 2025
Replying to @KyleKulinski
Why do you want women to be harassed by creeps in bathrooms and locker rooms, Kyle?
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Jazz Fest 2025 Music Lineup! GA Weekend Passes and VIP Packages on sale now! Special prices available for Louisiana residents. Purchase tickets at nojazzfest.com. #jazzfest
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My #NewYears resolution? Be grouchier. Now scram!
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The final stand against RFK has arrived.
IGN (@IGN) profile pictureIGN
@IGN20 Nov 2024
Not only is the McRib returning on December 3, but limited-edition half-gallon jugs of sauce will be available to purchase online for $19.99 from November 25.
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Roses are red Be careful who you stan
Des Moines Register (@DMRegister) profile pictureDes Moines Register@DMRegister23 Aug 2024
Ohio woman needs 9 stitches after being hit by airborne Hulk Hogan beer can desmoinesregister.com/story/…
Ohio woman needs 9 stitches after being hit by airborne Hulk Hogan beer can

Ohio woman needs 9 stitches after being hit by airborne Hulk Hogan beer can

A 50-year-old Ohio woman was reportedly struck and knocked to the ground by an airborne Hulk Hogan beer can on Monday night.

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Dusting off the old twitter account for a very important question… @tacobell i tried to get the Baja Blast Stanley today but this is what I encountered. Help.
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Forget hot girl summer. It's Jack Nicholson summer or nothing.
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13 years ago today, John Cena announced the death of Osama Bin Laden.
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They didn’t beat us to the moon, but if they beat us to Kony how will we ever recover…
Rolling Stone (@RollingStone) profile pictureRolling Stone
@RollingStone27 Apr 2024
Russian mercenaries are in "hot pursuit" of the notorious warlord Joseph Kony, after a bloody near-capture in a remote corner of the Central African Republic earlier this month, sources tell Rolling Stone. rollingstone.com/politics/po…
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Effective immediately, “Woke Up This Morning” (the Sopranos theme song) by A3 will follow the Pledge of Allegiance in all New Jersey public schools. We will not be answering any questions at this time.
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The venn diagram of government representatives restricting tech vs the people who still can’t successfully screen-share in 2024, is just one circle
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Someone write this heist film.
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Robbie Gould, the former kicker for the Bears, is the new head football coach at northwest suburban Rolling Meadows High School. trib.al/mpgmbAe
Former Bears kicker Robbie Gould new head football coach at Rolling Meadows

Former Bears kicker Robbie Gould new head football coach at Rolling Meadows

Gould replaces Sam Baker, who held the job for four seasons. He met with Rolling Meadows players Friday morning.

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Variety (@Variety) profile pictureVariety
@Variety20 Feb 2024
Who Should Play John, Paul, George and Ringo in the Beatles Movies? variety.com/lists/sam-mendes…
Who Should Play John, Paul, George and Ringo in the Beatles Movies?

Who Should Play John, Paul, George and Ringo in the Beatles Movies?

Here are the actors we’d like to see in Sam Mendes' four Beatles movies as John Lennon, Ringo Starr, Paul McCartney, and George Harrison.

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Taco Bell is announcing their new menu like it's the new iPhone except this Cheez-It Crunchwrap is actually more innovative
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I love that the Saudis spend their unlimited money exactly like 10 year old me would
george (@StokeyyG2) profile picturegeorge
@StokeyyG28 Feb 2024
THE UNDERTAKER WILL BE PRESENTING THE RIYADH SEASON TROPHY AFTER THE GAME BETWEEN AL NASSR AND AL HILAL. nitter.gq/AlhilalBayt/status/175…
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