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Cultivando plantas carnívoras, me gusta la naturaleza; también tengo pájaros y arañas. I speak english. I parlo català, tu.

Hindi, Sudan
Joined July 2011
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Spider shop called me to check on something order related and ended the call with “happy spidering”
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Tierras de Star Trek // Criaturas de Star Trek
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The really frustrating thing about South Park is that some of Matt and Trey’s worst takes come bundled with their best jokes. Like the global warming one was so bad they had to make an apology episode, but then it has the subplot about Cartman almost getting himself and the boys killed over 40 bucks worth of costume jewelry
rewatching south park rn and like matt and trey was lowkey wrong half the time
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have we learned nothing
this DUMMY geen birt.🪶🪶🪶 thinks this avocado.🥑 will fit in its mouth. so DUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nigga ain't you dead too?
Rest in peace, Sir Patrick Stewart... you will be greatly missed by the world.
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The Pirate Captain is my favorite Venture Bros character because he shows up as the secondary antagonist of a ghost pirate story in the first season and then he just… never leaves. he just sort of keeps being in the show until the finale. he never even gets a name
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I like that people are going "Here's my favorite part of Venture Bros." & it's just every clip from every episode ever. It's honestly just that good.
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GTA 6 includes a fully functional bus and train transportation system. Buses have specific routes & times when they are meant to arrive at each stop. (Source: gamesradar.com/edge/gtavi-co…)
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como te miran los de administracion de la universidad cuando les pides que hagan cualquier cosa de su trabajo
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Harry Potter y la Orden del Führer
A young East German border guard, 1977.
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How to start 20 civil wars
there wouldnt be a single war in western europe if it looked like this
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New combo just dropped
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الياباني وهو يشوف الهندي يدافع عنه
Please Stop Bullying Japan! 🇮🇳❤🇯🇵
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TODAY! Happy Hebrew Culture Day
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Are you kidding me right now.
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Como se te acerca Nobita tras envalentonarse con algún cacharro que le ha prestado Doraemon
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Chrishell Stause announces split from G Flip after 4 years 💔 tmz.com/2026/10/26/chrishell…
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Twitter right now 2 #CountryHumans
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Yo he aprendido que los japoneses son increíblemente racistas y que las lesbianas chinas están más salidas que la punta de un paraguas.
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