Adam Biggs

Why’s it called a pigeon hole? Is that where pigeons used to sit and sort mail?

I was sitting in a field minding my own business. Nice dog, comes up to me, all nice and that. Then mugs me and steals my hat

A dog just stole my hat

My dad’s watching Godzilla without me. Ffs

No way is the milkman out this early

A man gave me pizza today. He’s also given me two burgers in the past on separate occasions

What a weekend 😂

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Do earwigs actually go in your ear? Asking for a friend

Just delivered a parcel of loose gravy granules

Neither team wanted James Corden enough

This morning o forgot the word for boat but knew it began with a b so proceeded to describe it as ‘a bus for water’ and ‘the thing that makes bridges obsolete’

Like I don’t think of 13 as being 10 and 3 I think it’s 10 and 1. Someone plz help

I dunno why but as of late I think 13 is 11

Dya ever member something a find yourself pulling the face you did in the memory then you’re like why am I frowning? Then oh yeah I was membering that time I frowned. No? me neither

I hope all the acapella groups that swarm Edinburgh have a giant west side story fight

Passed out during the show today cause I tried too hard to see if fire came out

Why do kids think it’s the funniest thing ever to say hello to someone?