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Far out, man. Far fucking out. My pun game is ridiculous

Washington, the state
Joined August 2012
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Algorithm Al Gore rhythm Maybe he fucking did invent the Internet
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Me, walking outside: "ooowh, burrrrr..." My phone: "Would you like a 15% discount on your first order from Uber Eats?"
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People who make money from the labor of others are getting really nervous about "population collapse" What they're really worried about is worker leverage
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Looking for my weed pen, call that vapor-where
putting cheese under a box propped up with a stick, call that cage bait
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Department of homeland security... Securely departed from the homeland
I can’t believe we have to say this, but this account has only ever been run and operated from the United States. Screenshots are easy to forge, videos are easy to manipulate. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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An MRE is more cost effective than food stamps? You just think being mean is cool, no matter what it costs
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As long as the only viable choices are Democrats and Republicans... ...Voting doesn't really matter
If nothing else, the last nine months should have made it clear that elections matter. But what’s remarkable about America is that we have the power, as citizens, to change this country by voting. Go to IWillVote.com.
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Then why tf am I seeing Catturd?
If you’re conservative, chances are you won’t see this. It’s not the algorithm. If you’re conservative you’re getting TF throttled out of you right now If you’re a Democrat, you’re getting boosted like you’ve never been boosted before. And forget about seeing anyone you like - your entire homepage will be nothing but people you hate. Gavin Newsom will be in your homepage every other tweet. Guaranteed. And BTW, no matter how many followers you receive in one day, they will be removed so your account can never grow. Don’t let them lie to you and pretend it’s the algorithm, it’s not. There’s still a bunch of far left loon X employees, hell bent on destroying your account.
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These programs take up very little space in the federal budget If you eliminated them completely it would do almost nothing to "balance the budget"
I’m convinced we could pay off our entire national debt by doing 3 simple things: 1. Ban all non-citizens from welfare programs 2. Strict, enforceable work requirement for EBT/SNAP/Section 8 3. Mass prosecute welfare fraud with federal prison time for stealing from taxpayers
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Snap has a fraud rate of like 4% How many dollars are you gonna spend trying to save a dime?
Every SNAP recipient should come up for review every 90 days. What measures have they taken to improve their situation? How many job interviews have they attended? Have they made any non-essential purchases? Safety nets must come with safeguards.
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I've never once met anyone from Gen z who was aborted
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But what about this job? [ Job I have not and never would do ]
Any job is a woman's job. Any job is a woman's job. Any job is a woman's job. Any job is a woman's job. Any job is a woman's job. Any job is a woman's job. Any job is a woman's job. Any job is a woman's job.
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It's true. I've never heard anyone say "banter"
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Wells Fargo; we would like a higher price point before we take profit
JUST IN: Wells Fargo says AI is not in a bubble.
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They have somehow managed to out cringe the pussy hat protest
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Last time someone used AI to disrespect Pac like this, Kung Fu Kenny wrecked that mfer
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Democrats are the party of the nanny state Republicans are the party of the drunk dad abuse state
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Sometimes the timeline just makes the memes for you
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"THE POWER OF BIGOTRY!" *A bright light shoots from his belly, illuminating the sky with a light in the shape of a 'don't tread on me' snake causing involuntary side eye in all who are there to witness*
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There was about 15 years of planning before they started building. They had no safety standards & massive unemployment. People were literally waiting in line for someone to fall to their death so they could take their job. These folks have no idea what it takes to build stuff
Reminder that we built the Golden Gate Bridge in 4.5 years. Today, we wouldn’t even be able to finish the environmental review in 4.5 years.
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