Lala

Guess who’s back. Back again. Lala’s back. please tell a friend, I miss my 1k followers-

Are you going trick or treating this year?

I’ve updated my Terms of Use.

Being an ancient immortal creature and all, every relationship I’ve ever had is based on a problematic age gap.

I don’t really go outside.

I wonder if people are more likely tae die in my presence.

All the notifs I get on this account are just Umamusume. I cannae return tae parody twitter anyways. The horses have taken me. Somehow.

I almost had a tweet idea just now. Almost.

It’s you and me, my friends. Survivors to hunt and gather memories of the great Twitter we were…

This is what I look at instead of reaping souls or posting or doing anything else

Have a Marvelous Sunday, everyone

something intellectual no doubt