SHIT IDIOT BRAIN FUNGUS

MUSE INFO! WHEATLEY 🍎 NAME: Wheatley OCCUPATION: Intelligence Dampening Sphere AGE: adult coded ABOUT: Just a little guy, incredibly dumb. Scared of anything bigger than he is, especially Her. Will talk your ear off.

"Agh! Woukd everybody stop grabbing at me?!"

Just sorta existing. He's so lost!!! Bro has no idea where he ended up at!

{ thi k I'm gonna flip to orb Wheatley instead of android until I get off my ass and make my own android Wheatley design. }

{ thinking about my fact core × adventure core fankid, rave core }

He tales the stick and smells it before taking a nibble. "Thanks.."

"That's fine, I guess.." Bringing his knees close up to his chest. Sad wet cat.

"Yea. But I don't really have to."

"Not really... I don't know what I should be doing out here at all. All I was made for was to be a moron..."

He groans, irritated. "Fine... but we're not going back there."

"Mate, NO, we're not going back." "Just let me rot..."

"It's not safe to go back! I'm not going back there, she'd certainly kill me!!"

"But I can't find her!! she's gone! I'm never gonna see her again! don't you know how big the Earth is?!"

"No. It IS bad!! I didn't mean it!! and now she's gone.. and I'm alone again." His eyes start welling with tears again.

"Wot?? No.. it.. it's a lot worse than that. I tried to kill her, see, I was in HER body, it did something to me. I couldn't bloody think straight.. all I wanted was for her to test.. and for her to die..."

"I betrayed her..." Looking hurt by this, despite knowing it was him who pushed her away. "She hates me now, mate. I know she does."

"Well she.. has her reasons.. I suppose." He shrugs. "Oh.. But I had a friend! We were going to escape!"

"She isn't a God, but she may as well be. She's got the whooole facility under her control."

"It's because of me that I'm out here.. and not back there. Trust me, mate, she doesn't wanna see again." She? Who's she?