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ghost mom (@radtoria) profile pictureghost mom@radtoria15 Dec 2018
What do you want played at your funeral?
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I'm now available @dungeonfacts.bsky.social for those so inclined.
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Wind Rose@windroseband2 Jul 2023
I am a Dwarf and I’m digging a hole 😳
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key sizes should always correspond to the size of the door. if i have to open a great big set of double doors with a dinky little key, there's no ceremony to that. none at all
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Anyone got an invite to b l u e s k y they can share my way?
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Alex Ross@thealexrossart1 Jul 2023
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👻The Blackwell games are in the Steam Summer Sale👻 Till July 11th, you can nab ALL FIVE GAMES FOR 70% OFF! Making the five games spanned eight years and they still take up a very special place in my heart. I still have a soft spot for Rosa and Joey. store.steampowered.com/bundl…
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potions are out, enchanted chimichangas are in
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@kenzianidiot30 Jun 2023
not sure how we got here but my dogs new favorite toy is a disembodied doll arm and he will not go anywhere without it
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Today I rise and grind the bones of love
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Everyone #CELEBRATESAFELY if you're using fireworks this July 4th.
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This afternoon is a textbook example of why most people do not want to do what I do
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please disclose your putrid mutilations when leaving a deposit, thank you
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dan schettini@joga_dan26 Jun 2023
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It's time to confess. I'll never have the right to call myself a gamer.
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King's Quest V: Absence Makes the Heart Go Yonder (Sierra On-Line, 1990)
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Wow.
𓇼leo𓇼 (@darl1ngthresher) profile picture𓇼leo𓇼@darl1ngthresher27 Jun 2023
congratulations user "dudewithtude42" on making the only intentionally funny post on any rpg reddit in years
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The sphinx is a famously dangerous mythical creature that devours those unable to answer its riddles. For low level encounters, consider replacing it with the spotted feline known as the 'jeopard', which requires you to answer its riddles in the form of a question.
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Judging by my Twitter ads, it thinks I own a farm.
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I just finished listening to a book on mammalian evolution, and the closing chapter spends some time talking about how early Homo sapiens and Neanderthal were closely related enough to inter breed, and all I can think about is half-elves.
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We share 99% of our DNA with chimpanzees, So even baseline stuff like half elf would still be talking about hominids that share 99.X%, whereas "half-x" is purely the derivation of racial caste system logics of oppression.
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You might be able to have "elf-touched" or phenotypical language like "knife-eared" to talk about the offspring of closely related hominids, but again, doing so in a way that enhances world building while avoiding racist reductionism would be a really fine line to walk.
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