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October 29th 2026 will be Crypto’s bottom. Bookmark this.
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BREAKING: World's largest crypto exchange Binance hacked with over $5.6 billion stolen: • $1.45 billion $BTC • $875 million $ETH • $234 million $TRX • $50 million $XAUT • $1.57 billion $USDT • $823 million $USDC • $75 million $WBETH • $88.5 million $RLUSD + $447.5 million additional cryptocurrencies This is the largest hack in crypto history.
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No Durian today🦐 retweeted
with hyperliquid's network upgrade beginning now papertrade's launch is imminent. papertrade might be one of the most interesting experiments crypto has run in years. we're about to find out what happens when an exchange is owned by its losers.
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papertrade launch timing and details papertrade is expected to launch at 14:00 UTC on 10.10.2026, following the scheduled hyperevm network upgrade. at this time trading through the frontend will be enabled. deposits will pause for a short period of time at 13:45 UTC, fifteen minutes before, to ensure that trading has the utmost priority during launch. if you wish to participate in the launch you must predeposit. launch congestion papertrade will be congested at the start due to launch demand. expect temporarily long confirmation wait times, especially for smaller notional trades. the frontend relayer plays an important role during launch, controlling how transactions are submitted to the hyperevm. some actions like staking distributions run separately in big blocks. the chain will always look as if only half of all possible gas is being used, this is optimal. using more than this would exponentially raise fees within minutes to unpayable prices. oi limits papertrade has individual atomic position limits of 10m. there is no limit on the number of 10m positions a user can have. papertrade also has floating oi headroom per market/side, which determines how much oi can be opened in a very short period. these are not designed to be triggered through normal trading usage and are set at 1bn per market/side for launch. asym pnl fee parameters papertrade inherits rollbit’s asymmetric fee pnl curve the parameters are: -baseRate: .1 -rateMultiplier: 15000 -rateExponent: 1 -referenceNotional: 100000*k (k=1m) -positionMultiplier: 814.598 btc / 483.979 eth -profit deadman: 0.2 basis points a visualization of the pnl parameter curve is below admin keys the papertrade admins (2 of 3 multisigs consisting of @izebel_eth @blurr @UngusTrade ) perform three separate roles: -guardian: pause opens and freeze individual/global markets. if a market is frozen any existing positions can still be closed against the paused bbo mid. -owner: set impact curve and fee parameters. change configure relayers/keepers. list new markets and upgrade the contracts. all contract upgrades are gated by a 7 day timelock. -markets: adjust the oi headroom per market/side. set the minimum margin and minimum position sizes. read more about these features at: docs.papertrade.xyz
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No Durian today🦐 retweeted
Stripe has built every layer a Crypto Card needs @StripeCrypto just mapped out its full stablecoin stack. Read it as a card app and it looks like this - Wallet: @privy_io holds the user's stablecoins - Top-up: Crypto Onramp turns fiat into crypto inside the app - Rails: @Stablecoin moves money between fiat and stablecoins, virtual accounts included - Card: Stripe Issuing, over 400M cards issued across all its programs - Chain: @tempo - Coin: @openstandard , launching later this year Stripe calls the last two independent infrastructure. The family ties are still easy to see - Tempo was incubated by Stripe and Paradigm - Open USD's CEO is @zcabrams , who co-founded Bridge Phantom, Exodus, Morse, Plata, Chipper Cash, Airtm and 10 more apps already run their cards on Bridge Card apps compete on cashback. Stripe builds what they run on
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Stripe Crypto Onramp now lets Phantom users across the EU buy crypto without leaving the app.
EU? You're in. Buy crypto with Apple Pay, Google Pay, or debit card. Straight from Phantom, no exchange needed. Tap 'Add Cash' to start funding.
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$VAR FDV $300M → Buy FDV $500M → Buy FDV $1B → smol Buy FDV $2B → Hold FDV $3B → Sell FDV $4B → Sell FDV $5B → Sell
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Now I know why it’s called $LAPTOP
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I don't understand @world_xyz try do what?? Can someone please tell me?😂
rumor has it a surprise $319M airdrop is coming to @solana users all over the world i wonder what day this would happen?
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THE BLOCK: FriendTech's token value soared over 2,800% early Thursday after crypto trader Machi Big Brother offered $1 million to acquire the decentralized social media app and relaunch it through a community takeover. Lookonchain reported that Machi was sitting on over $16 million in unrealized losses on base:0x0bd4887f7d41b35cd75dff9ffee2856106f86670, having previously spent roughly 5,200 ETH ($16.7 million) to buy 11 million tokens.
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Today, we’re announcing an initial slate of partners for Open ATLAS: @GTE_XYZ, @Bullish, @definedfi, and @get_truenorth.
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