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-Likes Max. -Searching for the option13 since '94. -If you start with "I mean", or say "literally" too much, you're a fvcking idiot

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The drivers who lost most poles to their teammates: 1- Hamilton, 57. 2- Barrichello, 47. Two ways to explain this stat. - Rosberg, Bottas, Russell, etc. are like Senna. - Hamilton drove the best car for a much longer time than anyone else in the history, by far.
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Would Vettel win 2008 had he stayed in BMW Sauber?
0%Yes
0%No
0 votes • 23 hours
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Vettel is the worst of all Stroll's teammates LOL
There is no season in which Stroll has a positive qualy H2H against his full-time teammate This year marks his 10th season in Formula 1 🔴 2017: Stroll 2 - 17 Massa 🔴 2018: Stroll 8 - 13 Sirotkin 🔴 2019: Stroll 3 - 18 Pérez 🔴 2020: Stroll 4 - 10 Pérez 🔴 2021: Stroll 8 - 14 Vettel 🔴 2022: Stroll 7 - 13 Vettel 🔴 2023: Stroll 3 - 19 Alonso 🔴 2024: Stroll 5 - 19 Alonso 🔴 2025: Stroll 0 - 24 Alonso 🔴 2026: Stroll 2 - 16 Alonso
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There is no season in which Stroll has a positive qualy H2H against his full-time teammate This year marks his 10th season in Formula 1 🔴 2017: Stroll 2 - 17 Massa 🔴 2018: Stroll 8 - 13 Sirotkin 🔴 2019: Stroll 3 - 18 Pérez 🔴 2020: Stroll 4 - 10 Pérez 🔴 2021: Stroll 8 - 14 Vettel 🔴 2022: Stroll 7 - 13 Vettel 🔴 2023: Stroll 3 - 19 Alonso 🔴 2024: Stroll 5 - 19 Alonso 🔴 2025: Stroll 0 - 24 Alonso 🔴 2026: Stroll 2 - 16 Alonso
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Fun fact: H2H for Coulthard vs Raikkonen in 2002 was 2-1. Out of 17 races.
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And that's why people assume Kimi had a WDC fight against MSC, which is wrong, coz 2003 McLaren was very reliable unlike 2002 and 2004. And contrary to major opinions, actually 2003 car was very well developed and even Ron Dennis said they should've just named it Mp4-18
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Replying to @racepluscom
Perez basically telling the world he's just as good as Lewis Hamilcar, love it. 🤣
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Replying to @FerrariF1FRA
Answer: Ferrari sabotaged him. They do that since Monza.
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This is insanity, LOL. Russell came and beat Hamilton, whom Bottas couldn't beat for 5 years. Or in Sakhir2020, he lost the pole in a car by a slight margin he'd no experience with and Bottas had driven all year. And then, he was ahead in the race easily.
Better Driver??
48%Valteri Bottas
52%George Russell
421 votes • Final results
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Replying to @MV33Racing
Well said. Good to hear some sense about him. Demented from the Russell K-POP brigade with their conspiracy crap.
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imagine you’re alexander albon and your old nightmare boss just died. you go to his funeral to pay respects (because you’re a good person and also all the other ex red bull drivers are going), only to be called a fucking bum one last time in his voice by artificial intelligence.
Helmut Marko has invested in an AI venture which allows dead people to personally speak at their funerals "This project is using very new technology, mainly AI. So it offers a very unique opportunity for the last will, and also the possibility that the one who died speaks personally at his funeral" [@speedcafe]
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Just another proof that FIA tried hard to manipulate 1994 season to keep the title fight alive. But some mor0ns still have the nerve to talk about LSC/TCS (total nonsense anyway. Why did he have only one good start all year?) or punishing MSC for Adelaide crash.
Similar offences resulted in dramatically different penalties: - fines for Prost and Senna, a two-race ban for Schumacher - no penalty for Ligier's worn plank, disqualification for Schumacher's worn plank. Whether justified or not, consistency is difficult to see. #F1 #94
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I am pretty fvcking open about it. Even if MSC wakes up tomorrow and says he did it 100% on purpose, I still wouldn't give af coz he deserved 1994 WDC anyway
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Seriously, anyone who wastes time thinking about these calculations is a total fvcking mor0n. Really, they should get a life. You can't enjoy F1, or anything like this. Kimi won already, fvcking mor0ns LOL
Kimi Antonelli will become World Champion in Mexico if he finishes 9th or above. Russell must win to stay in the fight.
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Replying to @oversteerbeast
Ahahah lol o Russell andava mais rápido contra o Hamilton do que o Leclerc está a fazer agora. Cala te só
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aged well LOL
If you think Russell is a total failure of a driver, just remember that... -He beat Hamilton. -CultLH were thinking that he's a future WDC.
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LMAO, everyday, they age worse
Just another CultLH tweet that aged terribly. nitter.gq/notracingpoint/status/…
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CultLH always pull up some random numbers to make Hamilton's race pace better than Leclerc's. What will they make up this time? They were one-on-one entire race and Leclerc beat him eeeeeeeeasily, LOL
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Prime Rubens (2003) would beat Button, Rosberg, Vettel, etc. He'd demolish Russell, that's for sure. LOL
Replying to @Mikk_MV33
It's embarrassing. The entire Vettel, Alonso, Hamilton generation is so overrated. Ricciardo and Leclerc beat Vettel, Alonso lost to a rookie Hamilton and only finished a couple of points ahead of "Trulli" in 2004, Hamilton has so many losses that it doesn't fit in a tweet.
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Replying to @Mikk_MV33
It's embarrassing. The entire Vettel, Alonso, Hamilton generation is so overrated. Ricciardo and Leclerc beat Vettel, Alonso lost to a rookie Hamilton and only finished a couple of points ahead of "Trulli" in 2004, Hamilton has so many losses that it doesn't fit in a tweet.
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Replying to @Diddymilton
Peep the Perez Bottas comparison. His legacy is cooked 😭😭
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