
90% Bayern 10% Football I love Bayern München ❤️ #MiaSanMia
Allianz Arena, München
Joined March 2011
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You can’t tell me this, he’s been robbed…
Ranked at the 6th place of the 2026 Ballon d’Ont
Ayew Mad
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#ballondont
You want every man to tolerate their wives getting sexually harassed? Cool
The perfect German male starter pack:
1. Believes Siemens and Lufthansa are the only functional companies in the world
2. Wears hiking boots and carries a 2L hydration backpack to walk around Paris
3. Prints every email and files it in a physical binder
4. Will tolerate Algerian immigrants sexually harassing his wife, but not when somebody parks in a bicycle lane
5. Absolutely fixated on recycling plastic
6. Gets nervous when a taxi driver goes 7 km/h over the speed limit
7. Stops at a red pedestrian light at 3am with no cars around
8. Owns a €5,000 bicycle, uses it exclusively for commuting to a farmers market
I wish every man was like this
Imagine he listened to this pack of salt, Chaley
I know @FCBayern are a massive club and I have huge respect for them but if I were @HKane I’d stay put. There’s no great achievement in winning a trophy with them. @realmadrid I would understand. Or one or two top @premierleague clubs for that matter. Becoming the all time Premier League top goal scorer @SpursOfficial is a bigger achievement than winning the league in a country dominated by 1 team.
Sehr mutig
Ich gebe heute meine Kandidatur für das Amt des Bundespräsidenten bekannt.
Als syrischer Arzt und Muslim in Deutschland stehe ich für ein Land, in dem Sicherheit, Respekt und Zusammenhalt für alle gelten. Hass und Ausgrenzung haben in unserer Gesellschaft keinen Platz.
Ich bitte um Ihre Unterstützung.
Mr Ayi retweeted
Wer gegen Hoffenheim trifft, der ist zurecht der beste Spieler der Welt – Glückwunsch, Harry Kane!
This ballon D’or fixes a lot of things. It makes a bold statement that players just need to perform on the pitch to be recognized and not involved in any PR gimmicks to win the ballon D’or. The way Mbappe, Lamine, Barca and Madrid moved in the last 2 months was embarrassing
Mr Ayi retweeted
So Mbappe is going to win The Ballon D’or for:
— Having 1 more goal than Kane in The UCL.
— Winninng World Cup Golden Boot by statpadding a meaningless 3rd place game Kane didn’t even play
— Scoring less goals than Kane domestically
all whilst
— Getting knocked out by Kane in The UCL.
— Finishing lower than England at The World Cup
— Finishing worse domestically
Absolute joke.
























