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90% Bayern 10% Football I love Bayern München ❤️ #MiaSanMia

Allianz Arena, München
Joined March 2011
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That left hand side😒
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You can’t tell me this, he’s been robbed…
Ranked at the 6th place of the 2026 Ballon d’Ont Ayew Mad @SheffieldUnited @GhanaBlackstars #ballondont
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You want every man to tolerate their wives getting sexually harassed? Cool
The perfect German male starter pack: 1. Believes Siemens and Lufthansa are the only functional companies in the world 2. Wears hiking boots and carries a 2L hydration backpack to walk around Paris 3. Prints every email and files it in a physical binder 4. Will tolerate Algerian immigrants sexually harassing his wife, but not when somebody parks in a bicycle lane 5. Absolutely fixated on recycling plastic 6. Gets nervous when a taxi driver goes 7 km/h over the speed limit 7. Stops at a red pedestrian light at 3am with no cars around 8. Owns a €5,000 bicycle, uses it exclusively for commuting to a farmers market I wish every man was like this
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How can you have Fofana on your payroll
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Imagine he listened to this pack of salt, Chaley
I know @FCBayern are a massive club and I have huge respect for them but if I were @HKane I’d stay put. There’s no great achievement in winning a trophy with them. @realmadrid I would understand. Or one or two top @premierleague clubs for that matter. Becoming the all time Premier League top goal scorer @SpursOfficial is a bigger achievement than winning the league in a country dominated by 1 team.
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Sehr mutig
Ich gebe heute meine Kandidatur für das Amt des Bundespräsidenten bekannt. Als syrischer Arzt und Muslim in Deutschland stehe ich für ein Land, in dem Sicherheit, Respekt und Zusammenhalt für alle gelten. Hass und Ausgrenzung haben in unserer Gesellschaft keinen Platz. Ich bitte um Ihre Unterstützung.
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LOOK HOW UNHAPPY HES AT BAYERN💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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THIS IS SO ADORABLE😭❤️‍🩹
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Reflecting on the last 24 hours… 🙌🏆
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Wer gegen Hoffenheim trifft, der ist zurecht der beste Spieler der Welt – Glückwunsch, Harry Kane!
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This ballon D’or fixes a lot of things. It makes a bold statement that players just need to perform on the pitch to be recognized and not involved in any PR gimmicks to win the ballon D’or. The way Mbappe, Lamine, Barca and Madrid moved in the last 2 months was embarrassing
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🎬 Action! FC Bayern proudly presents 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐊𝐀𝐍𝐄. #ServusHarry
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Can your stadium do this? 😍😍😍
Allianz Arena celebrating Harry Kane 🟡
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Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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Enjoy every moment of it mate, it’s yours for the taking
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🚨 Bukayo Saka has arrived for the #BallonDor  ceremony, limping on the red carpet. Everybody here seems baffled as he and everyone knows he’s not winning anything and wasn’t even nominated
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So Mbappe is going to win The Ballon D’or for: — Having 1 more goal than Kane in The UCL. — Winninng World Cup Golden Boot by statpadding a meaningless 3rd place game Kane didn’t even play — Scoring less goals than Kane domestically all whilst — Getting knocked out by Kane in The UCL. — Finishing lower than England at The World Cup — Finishing worse domestically Absolute joke.
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