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Σlimeto🐍

@Dyl2Live

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Joined May 2013
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Call me referee cuz I be so official ❄️❄️❄️
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elon musk waking up from his ketamine bender realizing he forgot to rig the election
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Pokémon theme song if sung by Michael Jackson
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@BattleRapBumNov 3
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@BattleRapBumNov 3
you already know who I voted for lol
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K’von Huerter@hendr1xedNov 3
it was actually water before he touched it
NBA on ESPN (@ESPNNBA) profile pictureNBA on ESPN
@ESPNNBANov 3
This angle of LeBron taking a sip of this fan's wine mid-game 😂 (via hi.madison/IG)
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JR@JayRRogersNov 2
Y’all only skip Thanksgiving and go straight to Christmas after Halloween because y’all not thankful.
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li nate@nateontiminOct 29
ik hes 42 but this all in the same day is frying me 😭
li nate (@nateontimin) profile pictureli nate@nateontiminOct 19
i hate to say this but i think this gon be the most washed season we see of bron
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Blaxx🦇
@biggblaxxxOct 28
when i’m watching the gc argue and my pic from 2020 gets sent for no reason
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Why do they perpetually look like they’re planning a 2 man?
Hoop Central (@TheHoopCentral) profile pictureHoop Central
@TheHoopCentralOct 22
LaMelo Ball & Anthony Edwards duo is thriving to start the season. 🔥
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UGHLEE ✮⋆˙@ILYBrittneiOct 20
Never deleting this app
Marvo Sneh (@marvo_sneh_) profile pictureMarvo Sneh
@marvo_sneh_Oct 20
When the 10/10 asks me what I do for a living, I tell her I’m an “asset relocation specialist” instead of a thief. 😂😭
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i make beats ✞ (@DonDadaNYC) profile picture
i make beats ✞@DonDadaNYCOct 20
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#14 🏆 Sasuke🏂🇮🇶 (@alawi_atm) profile picture#14 🏆 Sasuke🏂🇮🇶@alawi_atmOct 19
Waiting for the bus with a bunch of high school kids and overheard “us if we don’t lock in”
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Complex (@Complex) profile pictureComplex
@ComplexOct 8
After being diagnosed with terminal Stage IV breast cancer, Molly Kochan left her 15 year marriage and decided to live life on her own terms. She slept with 200 men and documented the experience on ‘Dying for Sex’ before passing away from cancer in 2019 at 45. [via/ DyingForSex]
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"hey could you cover a shift this sat-"
Jay ひ (@Jay2wvy) profile pictureJay ひ@Jay2wvyOct 5
yall lucky we not in DBZ l would've been upping kamehameha in any inconvenience
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Ry🍒
@ryloken68Oct 9
“I’m sorry, I know you guys close in 10 minutes, but can I ge-“
Jay ひ (@Jay2wvy) profile pictureJay ひ@Jay2wvyOct 5
yall lucky we not in DBZ l would've been upping kamehameha in any inconvenience
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5@wedrop8sSep 29
this nigga yb got so many classics
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Corn ✧⍣
@cornskiSep 29
nigga really waltzed in there talmbout "rev up those fryers" like he owned the place
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I hope you get a “tadaaaa” from God this October that will leave you completely speechless🥹
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Paisa!✭
@liiglesSep 28
Nigga dating a prescription drug
Cjay (@ced_jayy) profile pictureCjay
@ced_jayyJun 17
Odell Beckham Jr hits the beach in Cancun with girlfriend Polyxeni Ferfeli
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Shawty treated that store like Hiroshima 😭
Stunna ⛧ (@wentsickomode) profile pictureStunna ⛧
@wentsickomodeSep 27
ray ban glasses are sumn else.
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This is what the Swatch AP was supposed to do
BAPE.COM (@BAPEOFFICIAL) profile pictureBAPE.COM
@BAPEOFFICIALSep 24
A Golden Statement in Time Combining classic watchmaking aesthetics with BAPE®'s signature bold color palette, the new TYPE 6 BAPEX® arrives in vibrant GREEN and RED dial colorways. Finished with a gold bracelet and the iconic APE HEAD motif, each timepiece merges streetwear heritage with refined sophistication. Available starting September 26 at selected BAPE STORE® and BAPE.COM. #BAPE #ABATHINGAPE #BAPEX #BAPEXTYPE6
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