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Cyn-gadeirydd CFfI Cymru a chefnogwr pob dim amaethyddol! Ex-Wales YFC Chairman, agricultural enthusiast. Nantgaredig RFC, Round Table, (own views etc...)

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Joined February 2009
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BREAKING: In a terribly embarrassing moment for Trump, Fox News has to cut away from his speech because he isn’t making any coherent sense. It’s beyond clear Trump is senile. Retweet so all Americans see this.
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So you agree we have a wildlife to cattle TB issue then? It’s a start.
Why don't farmers join the chorus of support for lynx reintroduction in Britain? A return of lynx would be a big win for most farmers. For arable farmers, deer control is much needed. Lynx would save a fortune in avoided crop damage and unneeded deer fencing. Dairy and beef farmers would have fewer badgers around, as well as fewer deer, thereby reducing wildlife-cattle TB transmission. (Lynx don't eat cows, obviously.) Foresters would save money as a result of reduced deer pressure on young trees. Sheep in open pasture are not targeted by lynx, which like to stay well hidden in woodland. The only loser may be a handful of sheep kept in actual woodland, but in Britain we don't tend to farm sheep in this way, except perhaps in some straths in the Highlands of Scotland. Farmers really should get on board with lynx reintroduction! Apart from anything, just imagine the unforgettable magic of actually glimpsing one. Which is of course why millions of Brits want Britain to join every other European country in restoring these beautiful secretive, harmless creatures to our landscapes where they belong. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9e8…
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‘Of all the books I have ever reviewed that purported to offer a serious thesis, this is without question the most deranged.’ Simon Heffer gives zero stars to a ‘preposterous’ rant by a crank conspiracy theorist who for a few days was once PM, @trussliz. telegraph.co.uk/books/non-fi…
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10 years later and it’s still one of the best attack lines in a presidential debate. And now everyone knows she was right.
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Great to see Deian Gwynne of Aberystwyth getting a Champions Cup start against holders Begles-Bordeaux alongside Jac Morgan in the Gloucester back row.
𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗪𝗘 𝗚𝗢 ✨ Stars collide at Kingsholm under the Friday night lights. 🎟️ bit.ly/4hXkeY2 🤝 @Malvern_Tyres #GLOvUBB | 🍒🍇
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This is nonsense. Mark Drakeford - not Plaid Cymru - cancelled it on environmental and cost grounds. Andrew should know better.
The M4 Relief Road would be open by now if the project wasn't cancelled. This separatist decision, taken to stop stronger economic links with the South West of England, is the reason we have gridlock around Newport. Get it built.
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Good news for Man City fans in Ireland: we offer direct flights to Luton, Birmingham, Bristol, Bradford and Cardiff ⬇️
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Someone has to do it, so I will. This policy is holed below the waterline before it begins. Zia Yusuf wants Britain’s warships to push migrant boats back to France. There are only three small problems: the law, the French and the Royal Navy. Operation Fortress will be “the largest military operation in the English Channel since World War Two”. Nigel Farage will grandiosely order “his Majesty’s Royal Navy” to intercept every unauthorised vessel crossing the Channel and return its occupants to France. No one arriving illegally will reach Britain. The border will become “impenetrable”. The invasion will be stopped. It sounds magnificent, provided you know nothing about ships, sailors, France or the law. The first clue lies in the name. Operation Fortress sounds like the title of a 1960s war film. Once the bunting has been cleared away, this new policy amounts to parking a few warships in the Channel and instructing them to make the small boats go backwards. Nobody appears to have asked what happens when they do not. An overloaded inflatable carrying 60 or 70 people is rather different to a French fishing trawler whose skipper can be ordered to head for Calais. It may have insufficient fuel, an inadequate engine, and no one aboard capable of navigating it safely. The smugglers may have left the controls in the hands of one of the passengers. The boat may already be leaking, listing, or taking on water. A Royal Navy officer cannot order an inflatable to become seaworthy. The Navy cannot legally fire across its bow. This is a border control operation, not a war. There may not even be enough bow to fire across. HMS Cottrell cannot ram the boat, create a wash beside it or undertake aggressive manoeuvres without risking a capsize. Sending a boarding party alongside an overcrowded dinghy creates another opportunity for dozens of frightened people to shift their weight at once and end up in the water. The moment the boat becomes unsafe, Nigel's great military operation turns into a rescue mission. British sailors are legally required to save those aboard. The obligation arises under the law of the sea, the International Convention for the Safety of Life at Sea and the International Convention on Maritime Search and Rescue. None of these contains a Zia Yusuf exemption. After rescuing the passengers, the Navy must take them to a place of safety. Reform says that place will be France. France may have something to say about that. Britain cannot sail warships into French territorial waters, seize boats, or disembark passengers in Calais without French permission. Nor can it deposit 70 people at the maritime boundary and invite them to swim the remaining distance. Returning them to France requires the French government to accept them. This is the gap at the centre of the policy. A Reform government can give orders to the Royal Navy; it cannot give orders to Emmanuel Macron. There is already a UK-France returns agreement. It permits selected small-boat arrivals to be returned after they reach Britain, in exchange for Britain accepting an equivalent number via a legal route. The arrangement exists because France’s consent is required. It is limited, negotiated and reciprocal. Nothing in it authorises the Royal Navy to deliver every intercepted passenger to a French port. Perhaps Reform has secretly negotiated a much broader agreement with Paris. Perhaps Macron has promised Farage that France will accept tens of thousands of people in exchange for nothing. Perhaps the French will also provide a complimentary cheese board. The details, we are told, will be revealed today. Without French agreement, the Navy will intercept the boats, rescue their occupants, and bring them to Britain. Reform’s answer to the “free ferry service” is to paint the ferry grey and staff it with sailors. The legal problems persist after rescue. Once British forces exercise effective control over a boat or take its passengers aboard, those people fall within British jurisdiction. They cannot all be summarily expelled without any examination of their circumstances. France is a safe country, and there is no general legal prohibition on returning an asylum seeker there. However, any return must still take place under a lawful arrangement. Officials would need to identify children, trafficking victims, those requiring medical treatment, and anyone presenting a specific reason why return would expose them to serious harm. Roughly one in seven small boat arrivals since 2018 has been referred to the National Referral Mechanism as a possible victim of modern slavery. Among those who arrived in 2025, the eventual figure reached 19 per cent. Those cases cannot be resolved by a sub-lieutenant circling boxes on a clipboard while HMS Harborne bobs around somewhere off Dungeness. The European Court of Human Rights has already held that intercepting migrants at sea does not create a legal black hole. In Hirsi Jamaa v Italy, Italy was found to have violated the European Convention by returning intercepted migrants without considering their individual circumstances. In that case, the destination was Libya, so it does not establish that returning to France would be unlawful. It does establish that a government cannot evade its obligations by processing the entire group under the legal category of “off you go”. Reform might respond that it intends to leave the European Convention. That still leaves the Refugee Convention, maritime rescue law, France’s sovereignty, and the stubborn tendency of drowning people to require rescue. A press conference cannot repeal the sea. Then there is the Royal Navy itself. Britain possessed 32 frigates and destroyers in 2000. By October 2025, it had 14. Several of those were undergoing maintenance or preparing for operations. The Navy is also attempting to sustain the nuclear deterrent, protect two aircraft carriers, patrol the North Atlantic, support NATO, guard undersea infrastructure, maintain overseas deployments, and prepare for a possible war with a serious state adversary. Amid this crowded programme, Zia Yusuf demands the largest Channel operation since 1945. A Type 45 destroyer is a £1 billion air-defence platform designed to protect a carrier group against missiles and aircraft. It carries sophisticated radar, anti-aircraft weapons and a crew of nearly 200. Using one to chase inflatables off Dover would be rather like sending a new Challenger 3 tank to enforce parking restrictions outside Lidl. The Type 23 frigates are old, scarce and already stretched. The River-class offshore patrol vessels are better suited to maritime security, but the newer ships have global commitments, while the older ones perform fisheries protection, patrol and training tasks. Moving them into the Channel simply leaves gaps elsewhere. Border Force operates five cutters, six coastal patrol vessels and a range of smaller craft. These are the vessels designed for customs and immigration enforcement. Even that fleet cannot create an impermeable cordon while covering Britain’s other maritime borders. The Channel is one of the busiest shipping routes on earth, not a village pond across which the Royal Navy can stretch a chain. Ships also require crews. As of April 2026, the Royal Navy and UK Marines had 32,520 regular personnel, of whom 4,580 were untrained. Recruitment has begun to improve, but the Navy remains critically short of experienced technicians, engineers and specialists. Some vessels have been alongside for extended periods because the service lacks the trained personnel to operate them. A continuous patrol requires several crews for each vessel on station. One crew is at sea, while others are training, recovering, taking leave or preparing the ship. Each interception requires qualified boat crews, boarding parties, medics, communications staff and command support. If people are brought aboard, the ship also needs space, food, sanitation, interpreters and safeguarding personnel. Warships do not come with infinite sailors. The smugglers would adapt before the first triumphant press release had even finished circulating. They would overload boats until turning them around became impossibly dangerous. Engines would “fail” as British vessels approached. Passengers would be instructed to call for rescue, enter the water, or threaten self-harm. Several boats would launch simultaneously during brief windows of good weather. The absolute promise that nobody will reach Britain creates an incentive to treat every encounter as a humanitarian emergency. The Navy would either rescue those aboard or preside over preventable deaths within sight of its ships. No commanding officer should be placed between his legal duty to save life and a politician’s promise that not one migrant will set foot on British soil. There are serious policy options available. Britain could negotiate broader returns with France, fund aggressive French interception near the beaches, attack the financial and logistical networks behind the crossings, accelerate asylum decisions, remove failed claimants, and build a Border Force fleet capable of sustained maritime enforcement. Joint patrols could operate under an agreement that defines jurisdiction, disembarkation, and responsibility for rescued individuals. Operation Fortress contains none of the difficult parts. France will apparently accept everyone. Every boat will turn around safely. Every legal claim will disappear. The Navy will find spare ships and sailors somewhere in a cupboard in Portsmouth. Declaring the Channel impenetrable will make it so. This is not a serious or credible policy. Operation Fortress is nothing but a press release wearing a sailor’s hat.
🚨Important Reform policy announcement: In a plan endorsed by senior former members of His Majesty’s Armed Forces, a Reform government will launch Operation Fortress: a military operation to secure Britain’s borders. Britain is being invaded. Tory and Labour governments responded with a free ferry service and free hotels. Reform UK will respond by launching the largest military operation in the English Channel since World War Two. Nigel Farage will order his Majesty’s Royal Navy to ensure that not a single unauthorised vessel crossing the English Channel makes it to the shores of the United Kingdom. Those who attempt it will be intercepted by our Armed Forces and returned to France. To those with no right to enter Britain, our border will be impenetrable. Under a Reform UK Government, nobody coming across the Channel by boat illegally will make it to our shores. That is how we stop the boats. We will stop the invasion. Full details will be published tomorrow morning.
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Farage's lie is still being spread. Coutts closed Farage's accounts because he didn't meet their published financial criteria. Yes, his political views were a factor. They were the reason Coutts chose not to offer him another loan after he paid off his mortgage. No bank is obliged to lend. But Coutts did not prevent him from putting enough money into his deposit accounts to meet the criteria. He chose not to do so. That's on him, and that's why they closed his accounts. Coutt's analysis of the reputational risk he posed to them was spot on. They also accurately forecast that he would return to front-line politics. And although they did not find evidence of shady financial activity, they thought it was a risk. We now know they were right.
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Dear @CountBinface why oh why is this so damn catchy, huh?
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“I found out today that there is a little village about six miles inland from Clacton-On-Sea called ‘Weeley’ and if this isn’t the perfect location for the campaign office of @countbinface then I don’t know what is.” (Borrowed from miketherelic on Threads)
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Alright let’s have a proper scientific poll now, so please share / repost for a nice big range of views. If you lived in Clacton, who would you vote for?
Nigel FarageCount Binface
3%Nigel Farage
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23,142 votes • Final results
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So. The guy we are told to believe was not involved in politics actually owned a political party!! 🤦🏻‍♂️
According to Companies House Nigel Farage become Director and Owner in 2019 with 53 % of Shares #ReformUK He didn't relinquish his ownership until FEBRUARY 2025 and remained director SO how DARE Farage and #reformparty_uk say he was not involved in "politics" Its a LOAD OF OLD RUBBISH !!!
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Waiting for Farage to retire but he hits us with this at 2pm instead.
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Can’t believe she still has this video up.
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Give this tweet an award. There’s being wrong as in the absence of being right, and then there’s a whole new level of wrongness. So wrong it bends light. So wrong the Vatican want to take a sample for their collections. So wrong Farage might tell Trump or Vance to quote it.
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