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Dylan “in the Saw bathroom” Dern

@DylanDern

Never in my 20 years of teaching has a substitute left me a note this bad.

 Brooklyn
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Joined July 2012
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Streets saying u wanna guess the color of my underwear? 🫵😭
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he knew Tay was coming
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@PopBase23 Dec 2024
136 years ago today, Vincent van Gogh cut off his ear.
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Accidentally left my window screen open after sitting on my fire escape and a black fly the size of a pigeon now rules my apartment
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“I looked into this” okay so you did $200 divided by 8 people to get a price per serving
Junae Brown| I Am The Marketing Plan (@JunaeBrown) profile pictureJunae Brown| I Am The Marketing Plan@JunaeBrown22h
So I looked into this and what’s funniest is that it breaks down to about you guessed it…$25 per person
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It really is this sometimes
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tried “Goodles”
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‘Cause when the roof caved in and the truth came out I just didn't know what to do.
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Hey famously being for horses
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coleman spilde@colemanjspildeOct 27
Just got hit hard by Giorgio Moroder’s insane gamma ray supernova explosion of a centerpiece in Irene Cara’s “Breakdancing (Extended Remix).”
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“Jesy Nelson, what do you call a poor lower body workout?”
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(Bad leg day)
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dan 100/6@dantbedeniedOct 27
can we be serious
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WAIT… They don’t love you like I love you
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@RollingStoneOct 27
👑 #1 - @YYYs' "Maps" "Though New York art-punk trio Yeah Yeah Yeahs are often celebrated for their off-the-wall energy, it’s a quieter moment that became the band’s most-enduring song." See the full list: rollingstone.com/music/music…
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playing into the “Yes Mama” Gay Guy archetype in order to gain favor with my Millennial Drag Race-watching coworker who’s assigning desks during my office’s move
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I’m crying over it
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ms. memeforum@kathryntdubbsOct 26
november and december will be for living like an ascetic monk and eating gruel
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@pitchforkOct 26
Sophia Stel is taking The Greatest Album of All Time on The Greatest Tour of All Time pitchfork.com/story/sophia-s…
Sophia Stel Is Going on “the Greatest Tour of All Time”

Sophia Stel Is Going on “the Greatest Tour of All Time”

With dates across the U.S. and Europe

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Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 (@PollTracker2024) profile picturePolitics & Poll Tracker 📡
@PollTracker2024Oct 26
CNN: Kamala Harris responds to her critics and Democrats who don’t want her to run again “I go back and forth. I honestly go back and forth ... There’s so many factors.” cnn.com/2026/10/26/politics/…
Kamala Harris isn’t going away | CNN Politics

Kamala Harris isn’t going away | CNN Politics

With her stops in Mississippi and across the country, she’s hearing from many Democratic campaigns who believe having her around helps — and lots of voters who are turning out to show they agree.

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Guy on the A train with a tattoo above his eyebrow that says “Huh?” in curlycue typeface
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Send that bitch home in an Empower
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Indiana Pacers
@PacersOct 26
Michael and Grace are back at tonight's game in Brooklyn 👋
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