Cape Town Photographer. Observant, Heterosexually Abstinent, Sarcastic. Trained my dog to bite carbs out of my hand.
Cape Town, SA
Joined August 2009
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If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted, I beg his pardon.
Johannes Brahms – at Milnerton, South Africa
Codename: Dutchess retweeted
Your future self is a stranger you repeatedly betray for meaningless comforts.
Very dissapointed with the meat thermometer I got from @CheckersSA . Even put it in boiling sugar, and the needle never moved.
Dissapointed.
#TheLastOfUsSeason2 and Catherine O Hara. She's showing us she's more than Moira. Good for you girl! @catherineohara An Icon! That speach about her husband... Tears...
Codename: Dutchess retweeted
WHO IS GUARDING THE DAMN HOTEL?!?? Gaitok is always somewhere other than the damn front entrance! FIRE HIS ASS
Atom Eve, on the tv show, is essentially the #Invincible universes Krillin. Trying their best, always dying or being injured. She's so much better in the comics.
How about instead of having a whole Sailor Moon suit up, Atom Eve just fixed up Mark. But noooo, she had to go all ATOM and make her boobs bigger... #Invincible
And before anyone says she can't comtrol.sentient matter, a femur isn't sentient. AND her organic and sentient matter abilities are blocked, unless in a life or death situation.
Therefore, after Conquest basically killed her, and she became ultimate Atom Eve, she had the power
Laury being an "Independent " seemingly wasn't about Trump. It was her being the in between Laure and Jackyn since they where in school... #whitelotusseason3
Codename: Dutchess retweeted
Insane way to start an episode !! #whitelotusseason3 #WhiteLotus3
"I'm sure therapy will be ok."
Bitch... Turn off #Casandra that has tried to kill you like 3 times in 2 episodes...
I just want to know, who hurt Mike White on a boat? Every boatride he writes into the #WhiteLotus goes to absolute shit so quickly🤣
Did anyone else spot the weird names on the memorial in the new #INVINCIBLESeason3?
"JUST Jason" 🤣
"Warren Fok" - Which is Afrikaans means Fuck
And my personal favourite...
"Glacier Peanut Free" 🤣🤣
Codename: Dutchess retweeted
Hey Cape Town, here's an idea, maybe we need more padel courts?
We really don't have enough hey.
Even the overly saturated yellow tones... Good try guys, but your DOP faught against the natural light, and it shows... #DexterOriginalSin
I appreciate the grader attempts at making modern-day look like old school Dexter. But LUT blowout are just not the same... #DexterOriginalSin