There is no reason I should be this online, I do cool things in real life I swear. https://xitter.cf/t.co/De7vRwT6lL

Toronto
Joined June 2009
Oh you like dating men with a full head of hair and a complete hairline, just say you like dating teenagers
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Clavicular the modern day Socrates
“Maxxing” has been named Word of the Year 2026 by Dictionary.com. Short for “maximizing,” the term means doing something to the fullest or trying to improve it as much as possible. It became popular through words like “looksmaxxing,” “gymmaxxing” and “sleepmaxxing.” Dictionary.com chose it after studying online searches, social media trends and news coverage, saying it reflects the pressure people feel to keep improving their lives. [📸: @clavicular ]
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Im pretty sure ric flair is in a situation similar to that Jason statham movie crank’d but instead of adrenaline his body needs alcohol and drugs and if he stops he dies
Wrestling legend Ric Flair returned to the same bar the following day after a bloody fall left him hospitalised
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when you thought cruises couldn't get worse
I never thought I’d find myself cheering for an iceberg but here we are
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3 hour nap successful Sunday
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Who was even watching this stuff?!
Ethan accidentally brings in Tamara's water bottle and struggles to keep calm once confronted.
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The clippers being sponsored by visit Rwanda is wild
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unoffical cia operator retweeted
Me with Martine’s Balenci
Martine Rose is expected to succeed Pierpaolo Piccioli at Balenciaga
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I see they are filming uncut gems 2
Jontay Porter recently visited an Orthodox high school to share his story and warn students about how gambling cost him his career and led to a lifetime ban from the NBA. (via Torah Academy of Bergen County)
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Really good album one of the best of the year
Fine's Jazz dreams is named Best New Music 🏆 The Danish artist achieves a beguiling flow state on her second solo album: a set of future standards full of empty space. pitchfork.com/reviews/albums…
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Only fans about to get even more wild
BREAKING: Scientists develop technology that allows people to digitally transmit smells across the world, potentially bringing scent to phone calls, video chats, & social media.
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guy is a dweeb but thats kind of pimp shit
Ethan Klein dressed his wife and his mistress up as thing 1 and thing 2
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Clavicular and Bryan Johnson are two sides of the same coin. Both are trying to maximize life but in different ways and outcomes
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The korean's even harass their completely AI subservient employees
AI K-Pop group 'BABYQUEEN' is facing backlash after its creators "impregnated" one of its members They did it to write her out of the group and manage fewer AI personalities
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In the mood for love (Wong Kari wai)
Last month, former ‘Good Morning America’ hosts Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes got married. Now their ex-spouses are engaged to each other. thecut.com/article/andrew-sh…
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Husband lowkey probably happy and slept the whole flight
Woman cries for three hours after passenger refuses to swap seats so she can sit beside her husband on 10-hour flight from Turkey to the US
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