Internet is serious business.

Orlando, FL
Joined March 2012
Thinking I might just start a thread filled with theme park related merch that I find cool or amusing. All of this is going to be third party stuff, so if you like to see some artists spotlighted or get inspired to spend money, this is the thread for you, maybe. – at Orlando, FL
54
2
46
Of all of the HHN merch discounts, the merch that isnt discounted is genuinely baffling. How are these charms not discounted yet???
2
136
At $19 a charm, theres a reason they're still taking up shelf space!
1
24
Hey @BuschGardens, these endless kiosk issues need to get fixed.
1
1
6
609
Can we move away from the physical cards and put everything on an app @SeaWorld? Obtaining Sea Bucks and other passholder rewards and perks should not be this difficult, plus its an insane waste of paper.
7
1
2
10
1,188
SMASHING this Ultimate Sin-amon is a fantastic way to start off a HHN night! @HorrorNightsORL @UniversalORL
2
117
Fire: 🔥 🔥🔥 Kevin: *asks Twitter what to do* Twitter: Call 911! Kevin: *asks @grok what to do instead* Grok: Call 911! Kevin: 😡
WTF!! My house’s smoke detectors went off. I can’t see any fire anywhere. I wasn’t cooking or anything at the time. It shut itself off after like 30 seconds. Should I be worried?
1
8
416
I fear to write anything with hate or anything political nowadays but jesus fucking christ, that orange bastard needs to fuck right off already. I swear if I hear 1 red hat say they voted for him because he was pro-life, I am gonna lose it. Single issue voters are insane!
1
4
127
2,755
Shoutout to @BuschGardens Tampa Bay for making Iron Gwazi FREE to ride again!!! This should have happened from the day the metal detectors went online. So happy to ride it once more without having to pay an arbitrary upcharge fee.
4
3
1
25
12,581
Anyone planning on being at Six Flags Magic Mountain anytime soon, say, this weekend between Friday and Sunday? Trying to snag something before they sell out, let me know if you can help!
141
This made it all worth it!!
3
17
691
Rare air!!! Not many people get to come up here!!!
1
11
661
Im going to make an app in Muse that tracks how many times you have to use the restroom at a theme park. There will be cleanliness rankings based on how wet the floors are.
5
5
370
@DrewTheIntern is going to beta test my app for me since he has to keep using the restroom!!!
3
118
Now we're going through Clown Town. This is where the famous clowns live!!!
2
7
327
Our RIP Tour guide took us through Cybergoria TWICE!!! Most people only get to go through this one once.
1
171
@kbrewFL how many times did your RIP guide take you through Cybergoria?
1
114
I have a bag and its going to be so heavy after tonight. FUCK!!!
Shit, @kbrewFL help me. I do not have a backpack with me. What do I do?
2
1
1
9
1,991
Got the EXCLUSIVE RIP Tour souvineer drink cup in the EXCLUSIVE Lombards RIP Tour bar!!!
1
4
297
RIP Tour gets us EXCLUSIVE access to the Men In Black queue where the aliens work!!! Where can I watch The View?
1
7
289
RIP Tour is so much fun!!! I cant wait to go up on the Jimmy Fallon balcony!!!
2
1
1
17
842
@grok is the highlight of the HHN RIP Tour getting to go out on the Jimmy Fallon balcony?
1
127