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Interesting. Virtually zero tweets tagging Fletcher Cox between Covid and last Saturday 🤔 VERY suspicious that an account that had seemingly little to no interaction with JMU athletics suddenly spawned in last week and put a poop curse on the school
JMU Burners Have you or a mutual interacted with Fletcher Cox CPA prior to October 2026? Investigating the possibility of this being a false flag operation
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JMU Burners Have you or a mutual interacted with Fletcher Cox CPA prior to October 2026? Investigating the possibility of this being a false flag operation
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Brandon Walker: OUT (Cum Ass)
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There’s only 1 man that can catch Fletcher Cox CPA
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I would eat the poop myself but I’m not a fucking idiot
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Terrorist.
JMU dog poop burner actually needs to be put in prison for 365 days
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Sucks we will never play App again Every game has been a banger
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He deactivated. Programs dead.
Where’s the guy who said he would eat poop. This is all his fault
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Nice. And now my favorite team is cursed forever.
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I’ll never forget my 30th birthday being ruined because a kid thought it would be funny to “eat poop if JMU lost” NO ONE NEVER WINS POOP BETS
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I want this kid excommunicated Ban him from the stadium
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I would die for Cole Keller
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If we lose as 2 touchdown favorites, there’s only one person to blame
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Today is my 30th birthday. Today also would’ve been my dad Ed’s 68th birthday. He was a volunteer firefighter, and US Army Photographer. He passed away Oct 1, 1997 so we never got to celebrate our joint birthday together. I wish he could be here today
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Thank You @Kody0fficial I love my custom birthday Cock & Balls Donut
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The grand standing “woah woah woah” because he says “fuck” is so lame You are heckling an athlete, you do not have some moral high ground
“Ain’t nothing soft in the Midwest” is an all time LeBron line
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Missouri State-Delaware on a random Tuesday night in October
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Might mess around and become a bandana guy
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Need all the loyal @panterspod listeners to go give this a watch
A big thanks to @EBoKnowss for hopping on the podcast with @Shane_DNRSports and myself earlier today. We chatted all things JMU sports, and it'll definitely happen again in the future. youtube.com/watch?v=9F16_nnQ…
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