Juan Soto is not a New York @Yankees because:
A) Brian Cashman is a terrible GM
B) Hal Steinbrenner won't pull out every stop like his father did to win championships.
C) Brian Cashman sells low and buys high.
D) All the above.
No update on @Yankees pursuit of Bryan Reynolds....they need him to have any chance of advancing past the first round of the playoffs.
BREAKING NEWS! NO breaking news for the @Yankees! Still no left fielder, shortstop, or third baseman!
Cashman should never have been extended. With Montas now out, don't expect Schmidt or German to be part of a trade package for Reynolds. Cashman has completely &ucked up the @Yankees.
The @Yankees have one HUGE positive about their future. His name is Spencer Jones....this guy can RAKE...scouts are waiting to see him fail at something, so they can see how he responds!
The @Yankees are a veritable mess. Four below average-at-best hitting outfielders and one prospect infielder competing for LF and a spot on the bench. A bench player, JD, getting 25M, the mere prescence of a man called Hicks on the bench. IKF the team's best pinch-hitter.
BREAKING NEWS: @Yankees unwilling to go 6yrs/200M and $.99 to acquire Carlos Correa!
Still waiting for Hal's "Big Surprise"! Time is running out!
Don't by those tickets yet Yankee fans. Retweet if you agree!
On December 15th, 2022 the @Yankees announced their signing of Carlos Rodon. Since then, they have done nothing---Aaron Hicks is still on the team. This is unacceptable. Retweet this message if you refuse to buy Yankees tickets until they fix their offense.
The @Yankees true organizational strategy to fix an offense demolished by the Astros can no longer be camaflouged by fake news intentionally leaked to, and transmogrified by, media outlets unwittingly doing their bidding. Call it the PP&P Strategy (Plug-in Prospects and Pray).
"Sufferin' Succotash....more peripheral fortifications...when do we get our Big Surprise???"
Calm down Sylvester... Sabean may have come to your @Yankees rescue just in time!
Good night all!
Dear @Yankees Fans:
Can't you guys get the hint? You're not getting a left fielder that can hit----nor a shortstop----nor a third basemen! So stop your whining and just be happy watching Aaron Judge hit home runs next year. Hopefully, that get's us into the playoffs!
--Cashman
My poor cat---it's hard on him to be a @Yankees fan.
"Sufferin Succotash,,,,when are they going to DO something."