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#KILLERJOE3 HALLOWEEN '26

607, #TheTwilightZone, NY
Joined April 2010
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E-Fluent retweeted
So many of life's problems can be solved by slapping the shit out of people like this
Hasta la madre de esta generación de retrasados mentales.
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E-Fluent retweeted
Here we go.
ABDUL EL-SAYED: "The most important thing is to MANDATE those vaccines." "Your right to choose not to get vaccinated ENDS where the breath that you're breathing out of your lungs is now going into my nostrils." Those were his own words in 2021.
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so tough
have you guys seen that guy on instagram with a working ocarina who does covers to old memphis junts
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Song Writing is a gift and a craft . An enduring spirit that has its own language . Many musical prodigies are not allowed in that room as great writers are not allowed in theirs. To write you have to woodshed and do nothing else . Periods of complete solitude. No companionship.
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for those who never heard of BIG L :
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E-Fluent retweeted
🖕🏼 voting. None of u assholes gonna make the prices of gas, food, utilities, rent, cell phones, car repairs, dating, or entertainment activities go down. OR keep me from having to go to wrk. & it’s all the DUMBEST peeps spouting off about it 2 JUST STFUPPPPP
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Hefner understood whores better than damn near anybody and managed them appropriately. They still talking about him. RIP to such an icon.
Holly Madison was one of the women in Hugh Hefner's bed twice a week at the Playboy Mansion. Every girlfriend took her turn, two minutes each, porn on giant screens, the others pretending to be busy while they waited. She says nobody wanted to be there and everyone just tried to get it over with. And Hefner handed out Quaaludes at clubs, telling her he had "a whole team" in case a girl overdosed. In the video below, she finally explains how the Playboy Mansion really worked. She moved in at 22. A girl from Oregon who thought it would be a fun year or two during college. She stayed 7 years. Hefner barely had to do anything to find girls. They came from clubs, Playmate castings and parties. And in every group, she says, there was a "recruiter." Have another drink. Take this. Want to come upstairs? There was no drink limit. Everyone got wasted. She once asked him what would happen if a girl from a club had already taken something and he gave her a Quaalude on top. He admitted it was a concern. Then he kept handing them out. Every woman who lived in the house long-term was one of his girlfriends. Every Wednesday and Friday after the club, it was the group night. "Your turn." Two minutes. Next girl. It only stopped when "The Girls Next Door" started filming. Hefner was so high off the show and his new relevance that he no longer needed what she calls compulsive sex nights to feel wanted. Then there were the rules. A 9 p.m. curfew. She couldn't visit her family for a week, even after years. She saw one girl leave for a few days and come back to find all her belongings packed in boxes outside the back gate. He played the girls against each other so no one could ever team up against him. Girls listened at bedroom doors. She called the house cult-like. She tried IVF with him. It didn't work. That was the moment she started thinking about leaving. In front of everyone at dinner, he called her stupid. When she rolled her eyes once at work, he screamed a slur at her. When she finally broke up with him, he left his will on her side of the bed so she could see what she'd get if she stayed. He printed out every tabloid story saying her career would be over without him. She left anyway. She wrote a bestselling book about it. Hefner died in 2017 at 91. The fantasy everyone envied had a schedule, a curfew and a two-minute timer. Some lessons are written in other people's mistakes. Watch it once. Remember it forever.
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Never forget that Mr. Robot subscribed to the JDPON Don theory
Anyone else notice that Mr Robot has been taken off all streaming sites
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E-Fluent retweeted
okay Monday morning, US election week. Let me get this straight: - grocery stores throughout Europe have had their fridges turned up to 100+ degrees by unknown hackers - aka exactly what a sophisticated actor would do if they wanted to disrupt US east coast food supply next week - US military bases already had essentially the same thing happen last week - founder of Shopify tweets there’s a TCP vulnerability that basically makes every server on earth that’s not a managed service completely remotely controllable - a nontechnical 26 year old hacked several major banks using only chatbots - billions of dollars successfully stolen from different exchanges in several countries, notably most of that was $6.3b from binance in just 20 minutes. They’re “fine” per the CEO. Okay lol - random civilian private jet crashes a few miles outside trumps house yesterday, right as Tucker Carlson of all people warns us Trump might be considering using nukes - US Senator who warned about the same thing recently “had a stroke” over the weekend, alright sure - bibi lost his majority so his only chance to stay in power is for a new war to begin - Poland currently in constitutional crisis/coup, both it and Lithuania just sent troops to the border w/Russia. NATO did the same in Latvia. Turkey moved fighter jets to the border too. - Germany’s leaders phones all hacked - openai and Anthropic are going to release gpt-6.2 and fable 5.5 after elections this week because somehow more capable models will help? lol no - many streets in downtown DC is shut down right now for a speech today outside the Lincoln memorial? - DOJ trying to pull ballots in California - documentaries openly critical of Elon & Zuck are BOTH pulled from theaters in just weeks because nobody knew about them and went to saw them. Not suspicious at all. - oh and Russia and Ukraine both had their nuclear alerts hacked and sent false alerts of “impending air raids, chemical, and nuclear attacks” what could go wrong! Unbelievably, there is not a hint of any of this on my Facebook, insta, tiktok, reddit, threads, blue sky, or LinkedIn feeds. You can ask any ai except chat about it and it goes, no yeah that’s about right. ChatGPT goes “you’re not allowed to ask about this” I can’t decide if that’s a very good thing and we finally figured out the emotional and psychological dangers of social media algorithms (except elon 🙄) OR it’s actually really bad people are voting in the dark What a strange moment in time. And I’m supposed to send emails today?! For sure
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E-Fluent retweeted
I was having dinner recently with a friend who owns three seperate 100 million dollar businesses, and I asked him, “What’s the secret?” At which point he put his fork down, looked me in the eyes very intently, and said, “Motherfucker I’ve told you a million times I suck dick and sell crack. I do both, so you can buy crack and get your dick sucked, I’ll even come to your apartment. Fuck you, let you fuck me, shit and piss stuff, some times I sell meth, I dunno.” I pressed him, “But how did you turn that into 3 separate 100 million dollar business?” And then he pulled out a knife and told me “I don’t know what kinda scam you running but you better watch that shit. Just cause I’m homeless, that don’t mean I won’t cut and fuck, know what I’m saying?” Join my affiliate program for more business insights like this.
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E-Fluent retweeted
Crazy idea, but hear me out: Maybe we stop hooking up our refrigerators, cars, and our entire life to the Internet?
BREAKING: Europe is under a massive cyber attack, with supermarket fridges and freezers in Belgium, Sweden, Luxembourg, Ireland, the Netherlands, Finland and Estonia all hacked today by raising temperatures to up to 50°C, destroying huge quantities of food, per Reuters. "Everything is destroyed," a sales manager in Sweden said, adding that "there has been a cyberattack and all our freezers reached 50 degrees." More than 40 supermarkets in Belgium and Luxembourg were affected. "I only have two words for them: wake up, please, because there's something going on," a store manager in Belgium said. This follows a similar cyberattack last month that hit hundreds of supermarkets in France, raising freezers as high as 80°C and causing major food losses. It also comes after freezers at 6 US military bases mysteriously malfunctioned, spoiling large quantities of food, which the Pentagon is investigating as a suspected cyberattack.
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Do you notice the pattern? Right after the hippie Zionist “conservative” Javier Milei became president of Argentina, he handed Argentina’s water to an Israeli company. Texas is handing over its water system to Israelis. California dumps God-given water coming from the north into the ocean while letting an Israeli family control the water instead of taking over the land under eminent domain laws. How many other states and countries are handing their water systems over to the Israelis?
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E-Fluent retweeted
4 niggas for a TD not even being +1000 odds will never sit right with me.
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E-Fluent retweeted
These “girl dads” are the reason we have feminism, they tell their daughters they're perfect simply for existing and can do no wrong, while their sons are never good enough. It all starts in high school, and then they send their daughters off to college because they believe they're “learning,” when, in reality, they're just being sluts. When I was in high school, a bunch of girls at my school were sleeping around as if it were completely normal. College was 100x worse, not to mention how many of them wouldn't even need to put in any work to get good grades. Feminism is encoded into today's society and the system caters to women at all times, why do you think less men are attending college than ever before? Before the internet, even the average guy had no idea that there was a chance that a woman could sleep around before marriage. He would wait for a woman to come along and never question her past. He’d be a gentleman, and she’d say all the right things in order to secure him, and it would unironically work. Today due to the internet, even your average Joe knows the game, which is why dating has become this way. So when a man meets a woman today who isn’t a virgin, he no longer thinks, “How can I win her over?” He thinks, “How can I be the next one to smash?” If she makes him wait, he’ll say, “You let somebody else hit, but now you want me to wait?” And if he isn’t looking to hook up, which many men aren’t, he’ll just walk away, because he wouldn’t settle for somebody who slept around anyway. This is also why tradition was such a good thing for society back in the day. In order for a man to get sex, he had to marry that woman, and that woman was a virgin, which automatically made the relationship a functioning one. Gender roles, booming economy and a society full of God almost make you jealous when you think about how good the old heads had it. Millennial women were the first generation to get one shotted by this, and many GenZ women will be next. As a result, I highly doubt that the birth rates will get fixed because you have men who are turning to God and you have women who are turning to feminism.
Call me a massive prude, I don’t care, but your teenage daughters should not be doing this. You just know what they’re going to be doing once they inevitably go to college…sad times. How is this even considered normal? Imagine dancing like this and your dad is watching…
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This is literally why we have guns
🚨 Israel is taking over the Texas’ water supply.
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Not a claim. Low Quality, Low Vibrational and Unoriginal. 20% of artist are trying. But for the most part it’s vapid and ignorant. Absolute truth
Replying to @mrmuthaf_cker
You’re making the claim that the large majority of current hip-hop is low quality… yeah maybe you don’t understand what you’re talking about
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I said I want ya
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From my old spot in DC on 9th and O Street . Naylor Court . Lived there in 98 . Secured a demo deal there and called in some of the guys I read about on the credits . Wrote the majority of my debut here after being dropped off of Capitol Records having to come up with new songs
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