Any rumours that I have been taken over by an evil twin are categorically undeniable.

Langley, Va.
Joined March 2011
Tuba Division: A Brief History If you're reading this I assume you are a tuba-curious seeker of enlightenment and exotic pleasures. Well, I am here to fulfil these dark and sensual desires, for in the posts that follow, you will learn about this most mysterious of organizations.
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One diagnosis of attentive-type ADHD later...
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This may be the first time canned applause has ever been used live.
Money can’t buy you love.
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Welp, tomorrow the ADHD-ing shall occur. Lettuce prey.
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I am sensening the approachening of the Sacred Porcupines! I am feelening that the Happening of the Spines is upon us imminentally! Attend, all ye, Holening Parplings, for the Encultening is upon us!
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I hope you're all feeling properly thankful, fellas.
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So much conspiracy, so little space. xitter.cf/SovineMr13/status/2114…
illegal overthrow of Ukrainian president Viktor Yanukovich by militant forces $5 billion backing of the CIA. Victoria Nuland played major role orchestrating. A false flag protest was created against Yanukovich protestors were shot from rooftops by Georgians snipers for optics
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So now that Musk has managed to screw over the Pentagon as well (by retiring the Falcon launch vehicle that all the DoD's satellites are designed to fly in), when will it finally enough for the US government to drop this overmighty subject like a hot rock?
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"It is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enema."
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Ukrainians: the most resilient, joyful and bendy people in the world.
When most people talk about Ukrainians, they use adjectives like ‘unbreakable,’ ‘brave,’ and ‘resilient.’ And yes, that’s who Ukrainians are. Who they’ve been forced to become. But I dream of a day when the world will think of Ukrainians as happy people who cherish their traditions, who love to sing and dance, and who throw the best parties, where everyone, from the youngest to the oldest, enjoys themselves and each other’s company. A day when Ukrainians are known not just for their strength in the face of adversity, but also for their joy, their laughter, and their love of life. 💙💛
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Nomen Dubium retweeted
Putin, Trump and MAGA love repeating the story that NATO betrayed Russia by expanding eastwards, supposedly breaking a promise never to admit countries once trapped under Soviet communist rule. There is one rather inconvenient detail they always leave out: those countries desperately wanted to join. And with good reason. They remember Soviet occupation, political executions, mass deportations to Siberia, forced collectivisation, prison camps, secret police, censorship and generations of lives destroyed by Moscow’s glorious socialist paradise. Families disappeared. Countries lost their independence. Ordinary people could be imprisoned for expressing the wrong opinion. When communism collapsed, these nations did not need NATO to persuade them to escape Russian influence. They practically ran towards the door. Poland, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Czechia and the others understood something the MAGA intellectual establishment apparently struggles with: living next to Russia is considerably more pleasant when Russia cannot decide how you live. And that brings us to Serbia. Aleksandar Vučić, a leader who spent years cultivating Moscow while balancing Serbia’s European ambitions, has just been defeated by a student-led democratic movement. The celebrations in Belgrade tell their own story. Serbia has its own complicated history, and nobody should pretend this election settles every question about NATO or EU membership. But it exposes the central absurdity of Moscow’s worldview. When a European leader continually argues against Western integration while protecting Russia’s influence, the obvious question is whose interests he actually serves. There is no need to invent secret payments to recognise a politician doing Moscow’s work. NATO did not expand eastwards because Washington forced unwilling nations into an alliance. It expanded because countries with experience of Russian domination wanted protection from ever experiencing it again. Putin, Orban, JD Vance, Hegseth and Trump calls that Western aggression. Russia, meanwhile, has spent centuries discovering that keeping its neighbours within its sphere of influence generally requires threats, repression or an army. That tells you almost everything about which civilisation has something worth offering.
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Bolsonaro Jr and Vucic both gone on the same day?? Whoever piloted the drones that wiped out the Yandex bot army deserves a Nobel Prize.
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Ukrainians have driven the Russians out of the center of Torske in Lyman direction🇺🇦 Have a powerful day, heroes 🫡🙌 (Map: Politstor)
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Remember a month or so ago when I posted that dreadful AI slop picture of what it thought a Messerschmitt 109 looked like? Well, now it's time to meet AI's version of the Focke Wulf 190! God help us.
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I wonder what the Neanderthal version of "rock, paper, scissors" was.
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ATTENTION, FELLAS! Following recent events Tuba Division have travelled to the USA where they located a satellite service and nicked it. Due to the way this platform now flags multiple tags as spam, please welcome everyone on the list and spread the word. Parp!
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When Trump commits perjury (because it's a case of when not if) during his deposition hearing in his ridiculous lawsuit against the BBC, what happens next? Is the case thrown out because he's an unreliable witness? Does he get sanctioned somehow?
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I love a good hefty pair of boobies and I can no longer deny it.
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