EvilTony

🎶 I’m gonna make you, I’m gonna break you, I’m gonna make you, a fucking PSYCHO 🎶

Some of you may or not know that I have been married for the past 4 years, she cheated on me 7 months after the wedding. At the time, I was a mess. And it’s something to this day still affects my mental health but honestly now I’ve met someone who actually cares about me I’m glad it happened the way it did because I would never have known about this openly “kinky” lifestyle and most importantly I would never have met my person. I say this, as finally my ex wife has filed for divorce 🎉🎉🎉 (Something I’ve been trying to explain to her for 4 fucking years, women ayy). I couldn’t fathom doing it for myself for her mess that she created. I’ve moved on and it’s a massive weight off my shoulders because now I can concretely plan my future without that shit in the background. It does pain me knowing I cannot have that “first time experience” of getting married again but I’ll make sure the next one outshines that one… tbc 👀

Baseball Scene, iykyk 😜

Another @ember_envy appreciation post: Not only have I personally seen this beautiful Woman blossom in doing the things she loves, she's also changed my life and the way I think and approach things in my daily routines. Like, she outshines every other Woman that's actively been in my life. I love you my darling, this crazy "thing" will give you everything you've ever wished for in a partner 😘🖤

Honestly, having a nice cold beer after an 11 hour night shift lifting and manoeuvring heavy bathroom appliances is purely goated 👌🏻 Tony is getting hench mate 😉

Actually love this hairstyle 🤌🏻

Tony will be offline for approximately 5 days 😉

When you desperately need a haircut but your girl loves your long hair 😜

It’s either I post this again or I tweet something outrageous, I chose this…

Who needs lube when you can just use baked beans.

Oodie season 🤌🏻

Hi 😉

I live in the shadows 🦇

My gf has started watching love island UK…. Any recommendations on where or how far I should get away from her? 💀😂

Tony needs spare ribs

When you’ve been dating someone for a while and only just find out they watch tv, movies and play games with subtitles on….. New ick unlocked 🤮🤦🏻‍♂️