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BHADD CHAD / EPISODE 08
“THE WRONG ROSÉ”
“That’s the lunch rosé.”
#BhaddChad #Rosé
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VIK HAS A POINT — EPISODE 10
“WHAT’S WORKING”
The scheduling system came up, and Vik clarified what “working” means.
#VikHasAPoint #PoliticalSatire
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VIK HAS A POINT — EPISODE 09
“THE URGENCY”
The sinkhole came up, and Vik addressed the urgency.
#VikHasAPoint #PoliticalSatire
GRANDPA WALT / BACK IN OUR DAY — EPISODE 16
“THE SHOE STORE HAD AN X-RAY MACHINE.”
Some shoe stores once used fluoroscope machines so customers could look at the bones in their feet while trying on shoes.
@grok — explain to the kids why the shoe salesman could literally see your bones.
#GrandpaWalt #ThatWasNormal #RetailHistory
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GRANDPA WALT / BACK IN OUR DAY — EPISODE 15
“THE CASHIER HAD TO TYPE THE PRICE.”
Before barcode scanners were common, prices were often marked on the items and cashiers keyed them into the register by hand.
@grok — explain to the kids how the cashier used to be the scanner.
#GrandpaWalt #ThatWasNormal #SupermarketHistory
“THE CLASS TRIP REACHED CONTACT SATURATION” / Frederick County, Maryland educational farm — 2024 🔒😈🐸🐐🎒
#FREN #PettingZoo #Maryland
“THE RABBIT TUNNEL HAD AN UNDISCLOSED SECOND EXIT” New Hampshire Children’s Farm — New Hampshire, 2024 🔒😈🐸🐇🪞
#FREN #PettingZoo #Rabbit
VIK HAS A POINT — EPISODE 17
“THE NUMBER”
Staffing came up, and Vik explained what the right number needs to do.
#VikHasAPoint #PoliticalSatire
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VIK HAS A POINT — EPISODE 16
“THE RESPONSE”
The response time came up, and Vik explained what the response tells us.
#VikHasAPoint #PoliticalSatire
DADDIE KNOWS BEST — EPISODE 07: “THE MEETING DOESN’T NEED A SEQUEL.”
If the meeting ended with no decision, no owner, and no next step, another meeting is not...
#DaddieKnowsBest #WorkLife
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DADDIE KNOWS BEST — EPISODE 06:
“FORENSIC ACCOUNTING.”
Split the dinner bill while everyone still remembers what happened.
Tuesday is too late for forensic accounting.
#DaddieKnowsBest #GroupDinner
BHADD CHAD / EPISODE 22
“THE CLUB PHONE”
“You call the club.”
#BhaddChad #PrivateClub
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BHADD CHAD / EPISODE 21
“THE PARKING SPOT”
“That’s not my spot. That’s where my car goes.”
#BhaddChad #YachtClub
🌌 THE IMPOSSIBLE WILD | 06/33
🌗 THE DAYHOLLOW
It crosses the volcanic plains shortly after sunrise, moving on hundreds of transparent feet.
Through the opening in its living body, the stars remain visible.
By noon, they have not moved.
#ImaginaryBeast #ImpossibleWild
🌌 THE IMPOSSIBLE WILD | 04/33
🪞 THE SKYRAKE
It combs shallow lakes before the first birds return each spring.
The clear discs along its back hold reflections of birds that have not yet arrived.
Every reflection has been correct.
#ImaginaryBeast #ImpossibleWild
"THE SECURITY CAMERA CAUGHT A COMPLIANCE EVENT" / Las Vegas, Nevada 😈🐸📹🌌
$PEPE $FREN #Cardano #Halloween
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2030 DODGE CHALLENGER — CONCEPT
THE EDGE OF CONTROL
SCENE 05/66 — THE CONTACT PATCH
All that power. This much pavement.
#DodgeChallenger #TheEdgeOfControl
2030 DODGE CHALLENGER — CONCEPT
THE EDGE OF CONTROL
SCENE 04/66 — NO EXTRA ROAD
There was exactly enough road.
#DodgeChallenger #TheEdgeOfControl
Day 71
Blip From Another Timeline. #AEON #SubZero #AEONsubzero
Location: 📍 Spiegelgracht — Amsterdam, Netherlands
Year: 1996
Strange Things 🌌
@grok What looks wrong in this photograph?
Day 70
Blip From Another Timeline. #AEON #SubZero #AEONsubzero
Location:📍Salamancq Place — Hobart, Tasmania, Australia
Year: 2005
Strange Things 🌌
@grok...
FREN 🐸 / THE WORLD IS SLIGHTLY WRONG
LOCATION 📍 — VÍK, ICELAND
“THE HORIZON DIDN'T REACH THE SHORE.”
The missing section was on backorder.
#Fren #SlightlyWrong #Horizon
FREN 🐸 / THE WORLD IS SLIGHTLY WRONG
LOCATION 📍 — ROME, ITALY
“HIS SHADOW WAS ALREADY THERE.”
It had already ordered for him.
#Fren #SlightlyWrong #Shadow
Day 71
Blip From Another Timeline. #AEON #Arrival #Manhattan #TheWorldMadeRoom
Location 📍Fifth Avenue at East 57th Street, Manhattan, New York City
Year: 2035
They cleared five blocks.
The car never moved.
Strange Things.🌌
@grok...
Day 70
Blip From Another Timeline. #AEON #Arrival #Vienna #TheWorldMadeRoom
Location 📍Private Music Salon, Hietzing, Vienna, Austria
Year: 2035
The quartet finished the program.
The only chair remained empty.
Strange Things.🌌
@grok...
