@EclecticScribe

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Replying to @tracewoodgrains
I think about this quote often (from Demons)
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Just your daily pre-midterm reminder that *5,000* Americans who would have statistically been homicide victims have not been murdered in the U.S. in the past two years because Donald Trump deported a whole bunch of criminals.
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Eclectic Scribe@EclecticScribeOct 19
Claude, find me a girlfriend. Do it RIGHT NOW.
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Whenever I watch something with Alec Baldwin, I can only see him as Jack Donaghy. This makes watching The Departed a unique experience.
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Give foid me give eat foid me eat foid give me eat foid give me you
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Jesse Brenneman@Jesse_BrennemanOct 20
[2028 Debate] VANCE: You know it’s funny I used to, well some of my friends would actually say uh, “We should kill Barney.” The dinosaur. It was a bit too far for me, but I did get a chuckle. MODERATOR BARI WEISS: Great point. AOC, would you like to apologize for the holocaust?
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Okay, this is good stuff
Eclectic Scribe@EclecticScribeOct 16
Okay, let's see what all the fuss is about...
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Trying to think of all the other famous and powerful people I can name who did this -- Cromwell, Napoleon, Hitler, Andrew Jackson, LBJ... anyone else?
Matthew Zeitlin@MattZeitlinOct 19
steve jobs and robert moses would do this too, it's a habit of highly effective people that no one is brave enough to write a book about
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Claude, find me a girlfriend. Do it RIGHT NOW.
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Eclectic Scribe@EclecticScribeSep 6
What if we kissed by the Chinese Putin
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TIL the Mandarin word for "expensive" is "goy." Wat mean?
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evilpete@goodgirlpeteOct 18
my wife and i will spend then entire night wrapped up in each other but if i wake up before her and she doesn't get "awake cuddles" for at least 15 minutes im in the dog house
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Should I go to a bar and drink a lot of alcohol right now? I'm thinking probably yes.
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In the words of a great American:
MQ-9 Reaper Stan Account 🇺🇸 🇺🇦@TheLastNeoconOct 18
Actually America wins because we have this mindset. Dying for your country sucks, it’s way better to have the other guy die for his
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Chud soda. Soda for chuds. Who is working on this.
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Just watched a man walk up to the counter at Dunkin and confidently attempt to order sushi
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If there are no witches, who is being burned at the stake?
Roy Drones Jr@chiweethedogOct 15
If they’re innocent and did nothing wrong why is Cornell dismantling the fraternities
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Okay, let's see what all the fuss is about...
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Playing a fun game on the subway called "Are these two having an affair or are they part of a polygamous relationship?"
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Ultimately the same thing, I guess
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