
Multiple Emmy & Murrow Award winner, former news anchor, dad, husband. #Cavs, #Guardians, #Browns.
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I walked into The Cheesecake Factory tonight and screamed, “I LOVE VIVEK!” Everybody stood and clapped, chanting “USA! USA!”
Then the hostess told me it was actually a Cracker Barrel, and that I was the 15th person tonight who made that mistake. So I had breakfast for dinner.
I just checked out the Cavs’ schedule. The first dozen games are BRUTAL. 6 games against the current #2, #3 and #4 NBA title favorites, and another game against #7.
Already 2-1. 8-4 would be a phenomenal start. I’d take 7-5. #LetEmKnow
Having this kind of performance in your NBA debut against one of the league’s best teams is a really, really good sign. #LetEmKnow #CaptainObvious
POLL: After seeing the Rays down 0-3 after getting pummeled tonight, are you happy the Guardians didn’t win the pennant? #Guardsball
23%Yes
77%No
31 votes • Final resultsWhat the hell does this even mean? Did she really say “stand up for the bosses?”
This is such an insane thing to say out loud. No wonder Ashley Moody has been campaigning from the basement.
“When you stand up for representing the BOSSES and putting THEM first…we will thrive.”
Florida, vote @AngieNixon to stand up for working people.
It is SOOOO much better to lose in the ALCS than get embarrassed in the World Series the way the Rays are. Not even close, actually.
#GuardsBall
At the risk of sounding like the U.S. president, Mario Hezonja might have the best hair I’ve ever seen. #LetEmKnow
Before the season, some of us said the #Browns could finish above .500 if they could just get adequate performance from the QB position.
Welp… here we are, Browns fans.
The world’s dumbest lawyer, @ClayTravis, is at it again.
FORMER STATE REP: Check out this chart that shows that Dems are not, in fact, ahead of where they were in recent cycles.
(Shows chart that clearly indicates Dems are ahead of where they were in recent cycles.)
These people are raging idiots.
For those who think D EV turnout is far surpassing past cycles and R EV turnout, the data shows otherwise. It’s going to be a close one Y’all! #TxLege
Every week,Nico Collins and Drake London are ranked top 10 fantasy WRs. And every week, they suck. London doesn’t have a TD all year. Collins maybe gets 5 targets a game.
Donald Trump has turned 35% of America into such idiots, they believe both of these things are true:
1. The Cheesecake Factory is fine dining
2. Trump is “just one of us”
OBAMA: Trump’s White House looks like The Cheesecake Factory.
MAGA: Elitist!
TRUMP: I only fly on my private plane and crap on my gold toilet.
MAGA: HE’S JUST LIKE US!!!
TRUMP: The woman who abandoned her sexually abused 12-year-old daughter in order to stay with her abuser is a very smart woman.
MAGA: Nothing wrong with that.
OBAMA: Trump’s White House looks like The Cheesecake Factory.
MAGA: THAT’S OUT OF BOUNDS!!!
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Absolute morons. MAGA is the worst virus with which America has ever been infected.
Replying to @BarackObama
@BarackObama I’m sure that joke plays well in certain elite circles, but it also highlights how out of touch you are with most voters. You showed up to rally voters in Cleveland, OH. Are you familiar with @RepShontelBrown district ? There are parts of it that look like a third world country. Sadly, most residents will “vote blue no matter who” , but they aren’t better off for it.
The most under-discussed thing is how idiotic Ramaswamy’s team was to even consider producing this ad. The idea should’ve been laughed out of the room.
But MAGA candidates can only find morons to run their campaigns because anyone who’s halfway decent knows MAGA ruins careers.
Allow me to explain…
Of course Vivek knows Amy Acton’s mother says Amy’s a liar because she thinks Amy lied about her stepfather sexually abusing her.
Further, he knows that having an ad that features his opponent’s own mother calling that opponent a liar is powerful — if the context is omitted. He also knows the voters he’s playing to are too ignorant to understand the context or research it.
This all, obviously, makes Vivek a complete and utter scumbag con man.














