Andrew Edson retweeted
The thing at Apple stores where they don't have lines, but instead you just sit there for a while wondering when one of the hipster associates will get to you is really not an ideal customer experience.
Andrew Edson retweeted
I miss old lineup construction:
1. Fastest player
2. Bat control guy (he sucks)
3. Best all-around hitter
4. Best power hitter
5. Lumbering power or bust hitter
6. High-OBP guy who leads off now
7. Bad switch hitter
8. Catcher
9. Gold Glove defender (-5 DRS, can't hit)
Watching Celtics be like:
Missed three
Missed three
Missed three
Timeout
DraftKings Commercial
Missed three
Missed three
Missed three
Offensive rebound
Foul, two free throws
Told my girlfriend I played Left Guard in high school. She said “O so you played defensive on the offensive.” I didn’t know where to begin to unpack that sentence
Where am I?
I don't know what they've got in these performance enhancers, but I'm feeling pretty jacked up.
Try it yourselves, folks.
See you in a bit: joe.link/SecretSauce
I feel targeted. But definitely Wellesley Square
Winnie The Pooh’s been real quiet since this dropped 👀 @WinniethePooh
Andrew Edson retweeted
Congratulations, Donald. Quite the accomplishment.

ALT Trump social media post on March 24, 2024: “It is my great honor to be at Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach tonight, AWARDS NIGHT, to receive THE CLUB CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY & THE SENIOR CLUB CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY. I WON BOTH! A large and golfing talented membership, a GREAT and difficult course, made the play very exciting. The qualifying and match play was amazing. A large and distinguished group will be there tonight. Very exciting, thank you!!!”













