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Joined October 2015
The only reason why the Pyramids exist in Egypt is because they were too heavy for British folks to steal and put in the British museum.
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Whenever a South Indian actor playing a larger than life character in a pan-India big budget release needs Hindi dubbing. Sharad Kelkar:
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Only real superpower of the current world order and somehow still a very unserious country.
Last Thursday, we welcomed Logan and Jake Paul to the Pentagon to meet with our warriors.
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Check on her please 😭😭😭
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its an entire movie explaining why we shouldn't trust men like this
Being THIS clean is psychotic
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Trump got regime change in Texas before Iran
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If CAGR can be Kaygar, then YoY can very well be Yoy. QoQ is where it stops because you can't say "Cock growth" in a meeting.
new hire just pronounced “YoY Growth” like “yoy”
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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 45 times a day, create deliverables for key stakeholders, and boil the ocean
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My daughter is asking what happened to all the Kit Kats from Halloween. Me:
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IMO nothing too harsh should happen to him. He will have to live rest of his life with the remorse and shame of having accidentally killed a fellow player because of a 10-second brain fart. That, in itself, is a punishment.
So what happens to the goal keeper that caused the death?
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V.K. Murthy in 'Kaagaz Ke Phool', Santosh Sivan in 'Dil Se' and Pankaj Kumar in 'Tumbbad'. Top 3 work by a cinematographer in a Hindi movie IMO.
The picturisation of songs in Dil Se remains the finest I have ever seen in Hindi cinema.
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Spielberg in 1993
Two films that hard to believe both were made by the same director??
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Ram Gopal Verma (1989-2005) vs Ram Gopal Verma (2006-present). Almost any film picked from these periods will fit the bill.
Two films that hard to believe both were made by the same director??
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rereading Dune and just came across the line “Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.” Frank Herbert was a prophet
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If you ever take a Twitter break don't announce it. Just make your last post something like "I wonder if there's a bear in this cave?"
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Pehchaan. Money follows my brother.
who is jp morgan and what exactly is he supposed to chase
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