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Edward Stockwell

@EdwardStockwell

A real dumb-dumb.

 New York City, NY
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Joined October 2011
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KAMIL@kmlsazrOct 26
Got shooters out in Florence. They go Pugh.
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Computa, make me feel love for my children
Keith Edwards (@keithedwards) profile pictureKeith Edwards
@keithedwardsOct 25
this is so bleak
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incredible ads are happening on Facebook dot com
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Kyle Bandujo@kylebandujoOct 22
“Native Texan” who hasn’t heard of Thomas J. Henry
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Kemberlee Kaye (@KemberleeKaye) profile pictureKemberlee Kaye
@KemberleeKayeOct 22
Texan here. Never heard of this guy. This is not the kind of thing that influences rural voters.
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world of warcraft videos on youtube be like "which race is best"
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This shit is gonna make us lose the midterms
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TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZOct 12
"Schitt's Creek" star Dan Levy rips Shane Gillis "SNL" monologue as misogynistic. 🎥: Instagram/instadanjlevy
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Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew1Oct 14
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k (@xf1ins) profile picturek@xf1insOct 12
“if I were you” i’m not even me dawg
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hearing molly the animatronic bird's the guest on this week's soo true with caleb hearon
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Chase Mitchell
@ChaseMitOct 13
Listing cast members of I Am Legend
Oluwajomiloju (@JomiAdeniran) profile pictureOluwajomiloju@JomiAdeniranOct 12
Will Smith … dawg
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K A C E Y
@KaceyMusgravesOct 12
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
Kristi Noem (@KristiNoem) profile pictureKristi Noem
@KristiNoemOct 12
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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she would make an incredible Molly Shannon character
AdImpact Politics (@AdImpact_Pol) profile pictureAdImpact Politics
@AdImpact_PolOct 3
#TXPol: "I'm Texas Senator Angela Paxton. People have asked my thoughts about this election and turns out, I have some ... I'm voting for the Republican ticket on November 3rd." Texas PAC is up with a new ad featuring Angela Paxton, Ken Paxton's estranged wife.
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I just know he had Gushers in his lunchbox every day
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Getting me back into my lapsed Catholicism by declaring a Holy War on the machines.
Pope Leo XIV (@Pontifex) profile picturePope Leo XIV
@PontifexOct 2
In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.
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[Kid Cudi voice] Day and night. The lonely stoner prays his tits are sitting right.
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Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew128 Apr 2025
Roger Sterling at a client dinner: So then I said "You're scared of one gorilla? Try two ex-wives!" *clients laugh* Don Draper, having a vivid flashback to when he watched a gorilla kill his father during The Great Depression: excuse me...
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Aaron Connelly
@ConnellyALOct 1
Just checking the till here, Mark, and it seems you’re short a couple of wars.
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Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparSep 30
Hegseth: "Send me to right the Redcoats, send me to fight the communists, send me to fight the Islamists. Send me."
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wes ellis@elliswesSep 29
Phoebe Bridgers photographed by me last night in Philly
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NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_USSep 29
Ken Paxton sparks outrage by defending short sentence for child sex predator “The criticism has been that I let a child predator out after one day. Well guess what? They served 60 days.”
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nathan fielder
@nathanfielder8 Feb 2012
nothing matters but love. please RT.
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Redd
@ReddCinemaSep 23
Can we talk about that time iCarly spoofed a scene from The Wire
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