Celtic FC? Bunch of green-hooped, potato-munching Fenian cunts who play like blindfolded retards with their thumbs up their arses. Fans are inbred Glasgow sheep-shaggers chanting dead-IRA hymns while the team shits the bed in Europe every year. Run by kiddy-fiddling suits, scoring like limp-dicked virgins in a brothel. Seltic? More like sell-tic – pathetic wankers who haven't earned shit since the last time they bribed a ref. Fuck off back to the bog, ya dirty bastards!