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I like everyone, but I really like you.

Joined March 2009
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the white sox are now 0-2 (.000) this season when they strike out 19 times in a game
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The Hawk Harrelson home run call returns on #SundayNightBaseball! 😂
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Still thinking about when the Portland Pickles baseball team pulled a fan from the stands to take an at-bat and they hit a home run 😭
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Evergreen. Is MAGA tired of all this winning yet?
Iran never won a war, but never lost a negotiation!
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82 years ago today, at this very hour, America single handedly won WWII, making it the back-to-back world war champs
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Replying to @AdamSchefter
Updated Madden cover: (via @Wisconsin_fam)
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Me: Stands up My dog: You son of a bitch I’m in
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The Chicago Cubs are 2-12 since I made the sign of the cross with a hoisted cone in front of Wrigley after their second 10-game win streak of the season. 4 games of Cubs at Pirates this week 👀
The house that Satan built.
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Me to my organization: We need to first have a protection strategy before widespread adoption of AI. It has potential to be dangerous. Other people in the org: But we need to write letters 'n stuff! gambit.security/blog-post/a-…
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This is why we are being gouged on memory and storage prices. Money well spent.
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I do not like much about Japan, but Panda Express (“Speedy Bear” in English) is an incredible Japanese dining experience
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Mike Howard retweeted
the rays & d'backs both have more postseason runs scored than the white sox they are the 2 youngest mlb teams founded in 1998 the white sox pre-date the ford model t & the wright brothers flying machine
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Oh God, I forgot we have to put up with Collinsworth all day. #SuperBowlLX
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Replying to @whitesox
I Guess the black player who made you rich over there and holds all your records is forgettable! Don’t worry I’m taking Receipts!
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🚨 BRAKING 🚨 Don Lemon has just been illegally ARRESTED by federal officials in connection with the church interruption. Hear’s why that’s illegal 1. The first amendment protects your right to interrupt a religious service with speech. This is necessary to preserve the separation of church and state 2. Federal officials cannot arrest him unless he crossed state lines. As a Minnesota resident, he did not, and only the local police can arrest him I expect these charges to be dropped
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Another day in paradise. Lots of #Microsoft365 admin portals down.
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Aka it's day ending in "y".
Replying to @MSFT365Status
We've identified a portion of service infrastructure in North America that is not processing traffic as expected. We're working to restore the infrastructure to a healthy state to achieve recovery. More information can be found at status.cloud.microsoft/ or under MO1221364 if accessible.
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Fatality 💀
Replying to @3YearLetterman
I imagine they spend hours turning each other’s door knobs with ease
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