The acme of annoying. Leafs/Rock/Marlies/Argos/Jays Boxla goalie for fun. Now on Patreon and OnlyFans!
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.@TSN_Sports .@Sportsnet While I appreciate the idea behind #FrozenFrenzy it kinda sucks that 3 of my 5 TSN channels were blacked out thanks to "regional restrictions" and I can only find 10 of the 16 games, despite SN+ being part of my Xfinity Cable package...
,@gotransit The accessible elevator from the Clarkson GO south parking lot to the tunnel has been out of service since Wednesday, 23SEP2026. Any word on when it might be operational again? .@gotransitLW
.@Sportsnet .@Rogers .@RogersHelps So, for Monday night hockey I have to pay MORE for SN+? Is that what was buried in the middle of your "Saturday Night Hockey" announcement?
Guess that'll be 12 .@mapleleafs games I won't be watching.
I have come to the conclusion that I am NOT the best possible ambassador for Toronto. My apologies to the influencers I've met in the wild - most folks in TO are better than me, and I'm not afraid to admit it.
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Goddammit, Death, get your shit wired - this double-letter confusion is an issue.
Will it even be released in that time?
The Army has a new reenlistment incentive: Grand Theft Auto VI.
A Georgia battalion is offering soldiers a four-day pass to play GTA VI at launch if they commit to reenlisting for another 2 to 6 years. meidasnews.com/news/want-to-…
.@Metrolinx .@GOtransit Any information on earlier GO trains on Saturday and Sunday for those of us that don't like to miss track activity?
First showing scheduled train tomorrow is 8:30am, meaning fans will miss the first race of the day.
When the highlight of #FreeFanFriday is finally getting the start/finish flag stand in place you know that @ontario_indy is in serious trouble after scrubbing 5 track sessions. What are we even doing here? #HondaIndyMarkham2026
Any word on how far behind schedule you are today? The 2000s are missing practice time
A new era of @IndyCar in Canada is here 🇨🇦 🏁
Tomorrow, we welcome you to the inaugural Ontario Honda Dealers Indy at Markham.
🎟️ Tickets, schedules, and information at hondaindy.com
#indyON
"What day is it?"
"I plead the fifth."
"What time is it?"
"I plead the fifth."
"What colour is your tie?"
"I plead the fifth."
"Where are you?"
"I plead the fifth."
DRAMA!
Dr. Anthony Fauci on Wednesday repeatedly invoked the Fifth Amendment and declined to answer dozens of questions from senators in a Republican-led committee hearing about his handling of the COVID-19 pandemic. The scientist, who helped lead the nation’s COVID-19 response, was subpoenaed to testify under oath by Republican Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky. Fauci declined to answer more than 100 times, injecting new drama into partisan divides that have festered for years about COVID-19's origins and handling of the pandemic.
Tell us you don't know what net revenue is without telling us you don't know what net revenue is...
Saw something interesting on the interwebs and thought I would give it a try - surprisingly easier than expected...might save my lungs and voice at a football game, for sure.
Who ever let this stunned cunt have a cell phone should be fuckin' fired.
I am being held in SHU, the highest level of security which exists.
No commissary.
No visits.
No contact with the outside world.
My neighbor is a cannibal who screams throughout the night.
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Posting on social media is contact with the outside world.
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The plot for ‘SPACEBALLS 2’ has been revealed:
“Somehow, Dark Helmet has returned! 40 years after the events of the first Spaceballs, 50 years after the events of Star Wars: A New Hope, and 1 year after the events of The Devil Wears Prada 2, the galaxy is once again under threat.
A threat so evil, so unstoppable, so completely lacking in any original ideas, that it has vowed to bring back the past… every last bit of it.
With Lone Starr in hiding, Queen Vespa on the throne, and the Schwartz stretched thinner than a franchise releasing TV episodes theatrically, the only hope for the galaxy is Vespa’s undisciplined son, Prince Starburst, and a mysterious Palace advisor named Destiny.
Together, they must find Lone Starr, Yogurt, and any other iconic legacy characters fans are demanding before they discover the hard way that, while some threats you can fight, the reboot is not one of them.”
