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December boys got it bad | writing: @mgrmagazine @htbatmgrm | [email protected]

Los Angeles by way of Michigan
Joined May 2013
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This type of guy went extinct in 1999.
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I was a voracious & nondiscriminate reader as a child, so this type of gendered bias is bizarre to me. Maybe it was due to being socialized with girl cousins, but by 5th grade I loved Hatchet, Boxcar Children, Poppy, Sarah, Plain and Tall, Chronicles of Narnia, Maus, & Animorphs
The first novel I ever loved was the survival classic Hatchet, but recently I’ve learned that a *lot* of women despise this book, and see it is as something they were forced to read in school to entice the idiot illiterate boys in their English class. I dove into that tension!
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referring to *children* as "would-be incels" for enjoying Hatchet is extreme weirdo behavior. What is wrong with you lady??
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put “i feel like batman or halo” on the cybertruck’s tombstone
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I can't get enough of pointy-faced white bitches being upset at Abdul's victory speech
Here's the deal: I can't afford to surrender to this garbage. Can you?
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maybe it was spoilerphobia leading the discourse, but i'm flabbergasted how much of the YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING convo is rehashed Elizabeth/Billy psychobabble and how little of it is Nathan/Amanda form deconstruction (imo the entire reason to watch the movie in the first place)
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Forgot there's a jump button now...
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Libbing out over Ocarina of Time
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so tough
have you guys seen that guy on instagram with a working ocarina who does covers to old memphis junts
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its so awesome that bob dylan dresses like kingdom hearts mickey mouse
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They had to add in more woke after last night
‘GOD OF WAR - LAUFEY’ has been delayed by 3 months to May 20, 2027.
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Actress Dasha Nekrasova will not be returning to HBO's Succession next year
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So many new hooded Bob photos. Incredible. What a guy
The Pope got to meet Bob Dylan
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Pope Leo XIV met with American singer-songwriter Bob Dylan in a private audience on Wednesday, November 4.
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so much Islamophobia directed at Michigan this election cycle forced me to have to explain Chaldean people to non-Michiganders more times than I've ever had to previously lol
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TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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