I like gin, dogs in fancy dress, and cheese. Not neccessarily in that order.
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Today’s experiment.
Tory MP Edward Leigh claimed expenses of £2,332 for heating last year, and £2,474 the year before that
Retweet this if you think he should pay for his own utility bills.
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🚨NEW🚨
On the @bankofengland intervention:
Am told the BoE were responding to a “run dynamic” on pension funds - a wholesale equivalent of the run which destroyed Northern Rock.
Had they not intervened, there would have been mass insolvencies of pension funds by THIS AFTERNOON.
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3 weeks in and she's lost the markets $500 billion. not saying that's grounds for dismissal or anything but i once nearly lost my job for buying a curry with a company card
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📢📢📢PEAS is hiring!!
We've got a total of 15 exciting roles available right now - right across the wonderful PEAS team. One of the perks of growing fast is getting to go find even more brilliant people to help. See some of my favourites below and share!
peas.org.uk/careers
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Just listen. Hush. Listen with us for a little while.
It is @MichaelSheen performing the Welsh poetry of Dylan Thomas in #UnderMilkWood.
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IT IS NOT A HOBBY.
Musicians = highly-skilled,
entrepreneurial + community-minded.
Email ur MP today to support our £5.8bn music industry.
Most ppl like me don’t actually enjoy having to publicly big ourselves up to prove our profession is viable🤢#InvestInMusicians @WeAreTheMU
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3 Stages of a Relationship:
- Elation: The lady you think she is in your imagination
- Slow Realisaton: The lady she actually is & apparently has been all along
- Shock: She has no interest in being your imagination lady
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NO FLY. YOU DON'T PAY RENT HERE. LEAVE THROUGH THE WINDOW. THE OTHER WINDOW. NO THE OPEN WINDOW. STOP TRYING THE SAME WINDOW.
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MEN! Accentuate parts of your body you like, e.g. nice ankles to draw attention away from problem areas, e.g. personality
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TODAY'S DEBATE: Are men husbands and fathers only? Or do they have a very important role to play in the office kitchen?
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Sometimes the world seems very gloomy, but then you see a West Highland Terrier enjoying a bracing sea breeze.
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Breaking your own leg upon hearing you're required to attend a team building activity day
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"But it's Christmas!" - Translation: I'm going to drink all the drinks and eat everything I see
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"David, who shall we invite to the wedding?"
"Bono. Ono. Eno."
"I love you, you unstoppable conceptual bastard."
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Being asked why you're upset/cross when you fully believe yourself to be smiling politely
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1am: Too hot
2am: Start to drift off
3am: BIRDS!!!
4am: The sun: "me again!"
5am: Pollen attack
6am: Alarm