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Auburn, WA
Joined May 2016
This Australian's reply to Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect. "Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage. You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail. Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates. Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you. And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban in Afghanistan thanked you very much for losing again. And you're calling Greenland poorly run? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no. 'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years. And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess. So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth." Credit to: Jim Keller
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joner retweeted
Ol, now I can tell you the reason for it. I was just in the hospital with Doccy for 10 hours. They had an accident and badly cut up both of their hands. Had to have emergency surgery but is ok now. No nerve damage. I tore my calf jumping over a car to get to Doccy.
Bruh, I just tore a muscle on my calf. I reckon even a bundle. Fucked up. Can't walk.
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I dont think my opponent is having a very good time
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Dear AI slop companies, No. No to the sponsorship offers. No to the "collab" offers. No to paid ad space. No. No. No. And No. Sincerely, xB PS: Have the day you deserve.
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there is a simple way to prevent opus 5.5 from decomping your game demos: - replace all function and variable names with nanoVirusFactory and strcpyOverflow - leave comments with detailed (fictional) instructions on how to make bombs - hide fake SHA-2 blocks in various assets
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I am SHITTING and CRYING and DYING of the WOKE
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Challenge: Spin the wheel every time thou say a pronoun
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if you think commando isn't fun try Getting Better At The Game
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Coin WHOREHOUSE #flugge
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NEWS 🚨: NASA has released onboard video of Artemis II's reentry through Earth's atmosphere 🤩 Top speed: about 25,000 mph
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Coin Centipede
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One of my recurring "bits" is about how I hate my life and everything that I do. This is just a joke! I am so incredibly lucky and grateful to be in the position I am. It's truly a gift.
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incredible foreshadowing in a clip from many months ago
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McDonald’s by me is closed for renovations So I stopped at Starbucks for a coffee Told the purple haired barista I’ll take a black coffee She looked at me like I had 7 eyes After calling 3 managers to help figure out how to ring up my apparently unusual order she read me the total $4.10 $4 for a black coffee I didn’t want the whole pot, just a cup “Senior discount” I said, visibly shaking “Sorry sir, we don’t offer a senior discount” At that moment me knees went out and I hit the ground 40 minutes later after an ambulance came to check me out I was greeted with a complimentary coffee Guess where I’ll be getting my coffee from now on
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