Elestronauts

If you’re still playing stellars in 2026 you’re behind

Elestrals would be a lot better if they had a gorilla elestral. Maybe make him a champion of Zeus? He'd be super smart and from the moon with a short range toggle Tesla cannon, and a dome shield to counter 5s

Girl at the bar started kissing my wife and asked me if I like to watch. I politely but firmly informed her that I have NEVER registered Hera at an Open

When you get gorgons’d for the 3rd time in 2 turns

What's the wecommended amount of dedotated spiwit I should have to a sever ?

Snowshade format looking like

My wife got pregnant by another man. It's been a challenging 5 months knowing he's not my son but I'm so excited to raise him like my own. Here's 5 things it taught me about playing 5s: 👇

Source tells me Platypulse is stable. Please god

The 4 horsemen of the Chili's deck profile

When a white man asks you for a response to Champ Loch heal, you should pass priority—it's a sign of great respect in his culture.

My most problematic Elestrals "hear me out"

Who would win, 1 of every elestral, or 1 billion severed spirits?